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Seriously, this is a good thing. At least it's not some stranger who drugged us for God knows what reason. Yeah, you're right, Phil, it's totally a good thing. We're so much better off now. Here's something I would like to remind you two of: Our best friend Doug is probably facedown in a ditch right now... ...with a meth-head butt-fucking his corpse. - That's highly unlikely. - It's true. Does not help. All right, let's get our shit together, guys. Let's go back to the hotel, and I'm gonna make a couple calls. Maybe Doug's back there. Maybe he's asleep. Come on. Let's go. - Stu? Little help? STU: Shut up.
The Hangover
48s
Yeah. How could someone have drugged all of us? VALSH: I wouldn't worry about it. The stuff's out of your system. You're gonna be fine. Wait, wait, wait. Please, doctor. Is there anything else? Like, something we may have been talking about, or some place we were going? Actually, there was something. You guys kept talking about some wedding last night. Yeah. No shit. Our buddy Doug's getting married tomorrow. - You know what? I want the 100 back. - No, no. Easy. You kept talking about some wedding you just came from. At the, uh, Best Little Chapel. You kept saying how sick the wedding was and getting all crazy about it. Okay, I hope this helps. I really have to leave. Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is? I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, okay? You're big boys.
The Hangover
22.8s
The guy I bought it from seemed like a real straight shooter. You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn't a good guy? Let's just calm down. You fucking calm down! He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore. - How dare you! She's a nice lady. - You are such a fucking moron. - Your language is offensive. STU: Fuck you! All right, let's just take a deep breath, okay?
The Hangover
29.4s
[JADE GROANING] - Oh, my God. - Are you okay? I'm such a klutz. I get so nervous when I gamble. I'm so silly. - It happens. - Whoa. Hold on a beat, okay? - Let's just take it easy. This is my wife. - It's hurting. STU: Make sure... Does it hurt? Does this hurt? - Oh, ow. - You all right? JADE: I don't know. - I don't know either. I don't... I think you're fine. Let's go. - Really? Okay. STU: Upsy-daisy, there. I'm sorry, she's had a little too much to drink. Thanks, buddy. That's for you.
The Hangover
1m6s
Listen, I'm gonna tell you something. I know some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life, man. - This guy? - This guy is out of his mind. What's going on, you fucking crazy motherfucker? I thought he was gonna eat my dick. What happened? No love for Eddie? You don't hug me? No, no. It's not that, Eddie. Uh, it's just that we're having a hard time remembering what happened here last night. Yeah, was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings here? [LAUGHS] You are cracking my balls, man. I love these guys. Zolea, what are you doing? Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on. Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain. But this is Vegas. You want intimacy, forget it. You're gonna get sex. That's it here, man. No problem for me, though. You want chicks? I can get you beautiful chicks... ...from the Eastern Bloc. No questions. Clean, tight. The tits like that, the nipple like that. Obviously we were here. We're looking for our friend Doug. - Do you remember? - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey. - Yeah. - You saw him? Of course. Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?
The Hangover