...if I may, um... ...l'm assuming that that squad car belongs to one of you. - Yeah. PHIL: Yeah. Look, I'm not a cop. I'm no hero. I'm a schoolteacher.
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So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby? What? I've found a baby before. - You found a baby before? - Yeah. - Where? - Coffee Bean.
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One more time, guys. [SINGING CHORUS] PHIL: Oh, Jesus!
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[TIGER ROARS] [ALAN AND PHIL GRUNT] PHIL: What the fuck?
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It says, uh, "Couldn't find a meter, but here's 4 bucks."
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[STU GROANING]
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How the hell did we manage that?
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Hey, kitty.
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- Unh. Whoa! - Aah! - Who the hell are you? - No, who are you? MAN: Quiet, quiet.
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- Highway robbery. - It's criminal.
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Stop. Run me over.
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Hey, guys. Look, free almonds. - Oh, no, no, no. Please put those back. - Wait, I'm just hungry. - Well, I know, but... - Stu, what the fuck? It's a pressure-sensitive plate. When you pick it up, you have 30 seconds to put it back... ...or they bill you. ALAN: That's pretty neat. STU: It may be neat, but it's also very expensive, so... Those almonds are probably, like, $14.
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Whoa, Max. What gives? What, no planetarium? My mom won't give me the money. I'm grounded. - Well, how much you got on you? - I don't know. Like, 20 bucks. Well, give me the 20 and I'll cover the rest.
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- I can't do it. PHIL: Get your fucking hand back in there... ...and steer the car. - I'm too nervous. STU: Alan. We need you, buddy. This is your time to shine, okay? Okay, yeah. Whew.
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Have you met Alan? Tracy's brother. Brother of the... Okay. Ow. That is disgusting. Why haven't you returned my calls?
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- That was Mike Tyson. - Yeah, no shit that was Mike Tyson. I'm just saying, he's still got it.
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Let's do this. [BAND PLAYING "FAME"] [SINGING "FAME"]
