Wait, guys. Guys. What about the tiger? What if he got out? Oh, fuck. I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger. How the fuck did he get in there? - I don't know, because I don't remember. - Shh. Stu. Stu, keep it down. Because one of the, uh, side effects of, uh, roofies is memory loss. You are literally too stupid to insult.
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We need her address. She filled out some paperwork, right? Of course. Hey. Excuse me. What is the matter with you? Go and get the paperwork, man. - I spend my life waiting for you. Come on. - Okay. I'm going. EDDIE: And get the baklava, please.
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- Torch it? Who are you? - I don't know, Phil. Apparently I'm a guy who marries complete strangers.
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...that would look really bad on me.
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Sid, ahem, about the car...
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[LAUGHING]
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- I see assholes like you every day. - Every fucking day. "Let's go to Vegas, we'll all get drunk and laid! - Yeah. Whoo! Woo-hoo. - Woo-hoo. Let's steal a cop car, because it'd be really fucking funny." Think you gonna get away with it? Not up in here. - Not up in here! - Oh. Uh...
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[SIREN WAILING] - Check this out. STU: Oh, no. No, Phil. No, Phil. Don't do this! PHIL: Take it easy. - Just try to call more attention to us. PHIL [OVER PA]: Attention. - Sorry. PHIL: Attention, please. Move out of the way. I repeat, please disperse.
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I'm just saying, it's clearly marked, okay? We are definitely not supposed to be up here. Come on, we're paying for a villa. We can do whatever the fuck we want. - Yeah, but... - Just wedge the door open. - Guys, come on up here. - Fine.
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Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, I know. Maybe it's because we found a baby, a human baby. That's it. That's it. It's because we found a fucking baby.
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STU: What about the one after that? You cannot be serious.
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STU: Easy, Phil. - He's correct. My fault.
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Your glasses are fine, dick.
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Come on, just till Barstow. Everybody's passing us. Absolutely not. I promised Sid. I will be the only one driving this car. Besides, you're drinking. Oh, what are you, a cop now? You know I drive great when I'm drunk. True. Don't forget, Phil was always our designated drunk driver. Yeah. You wanna explain it to them, Alan? Guys, my dad loves this car more than he loves me, so, yeah. Aw, whatever. I left my wife and kid at home so I could go with you guys. - You know how difficult that was? - That's really sweet. - Yeah. - Dude, I was being sarcastic. I fucking hate my life. - I may never go back. I might stay in Vegas. - Here we go. Doug, enjoy yourself, because come Sunday... ...you're gonna start dying just a little bit every day. Yeah. That's why I've managed to stay single this whole time, you know? - Oh, really? That's why you're single? - Yeah. Cool. Good to know.
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STU: Who the hell was that guy? ALAN: That's my buddy.
