Ah! I told you you had the wrong guy, little boy. Damn, Alan, what the fuck you got me into? - You know him? - This is the guy that sold me the bad drugs. - How you doing? - I didn't sell you no fucking bad drugs. - Wait. He sold you the Ruphylin? - Ruphylin? I sold you that Ru...? Wha...? - Who gives a shit? Where is Doug? - I am Doug. - Your name's Doug? - Yes, I'm Doug. His name's Doug too. Ha. Classic mix-up. Come on. - Hey, Chow. You gave us the wrong Doug. - Not my problem. No, fuck that shit. Now, you give us our 80 grand back and take him with you! - No. Come on. I'll be your Doug. - Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, I take him back. Right after you suck on these little Chinese nuts.
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STU: What are you doing? ALAN: Hey, guys. Check it out. Watch this. That's me, I'm on TV. I've never been on TV before. DOUG: What are you doing, man? Really? Really, Alan?
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- I was so upset when my grandpa died. - Oh, I'm s... How'd he die? - World War II. - Died in battle? No, he was skiing in Vermont. It was just during World War II.
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So, what do you guys got under there? Just a whole bunch of "mind your own business."
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All right, to a night we'll never remember...
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Don't make any sudden movements.
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Hey, guys!
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[PHONE LINE RINGING] [COUGHS] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Hello? - Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil. Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out. PHIL: Yeah, listen. We fucked up. Thanks for the lift back to town.
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- It was a real pleasure meeting you. - Fuck off. - I'm getting my bartender's license. - Suck my dick. No, thank you.
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...but a minor speed bump... ...in an otherwise very long and healthy marriage. - Cheers. - Cheers. Short and sweet.
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But it wasn't ecstasy, Alan, it was roofies! ALAN: You think I knew that, Stu?
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- Give him the money, Stu. - Okay.
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STU: This is so illegal.
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Oh, fuck!
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- Stu? You avoiding me? - Hey. Melissa. Oh, my God. What happened to your tooth?
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- You sure? I mean, you love this car. - Doug, it's just a car. Just make sure to put some Armor All on the tires so the sand doesn't seep in. Absolutely. That's easy. Oh, and, uh, don't let Alan drive, because there's something wrong with him. DOUG: Understood. Oh, and Phil either. I don't like him. I will be the only one driving this car. I promise. Good. Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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- You wanted to see me? - Yeah. - Congratulations, buddy. - Congratulations to you. - You had us worried there for a second. - Sorry. How was Vegas?
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Okay, what's up? You guys are acting weird. - Look, it's Jade, right? - Very funny, Phil.
