You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but Alan's been stopping by my office lately. You're kidding me. What for? I don't know. He just sits in the waiting room and reads Highlights magazine. Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can, and then leaves.
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I saw it once in a pornography. Oh.
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You okay, Chow?
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What?
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Oh, fuck. He stowed aboard a shipping freighter bound for the West Coast.
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I'm killing Dougs today.
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I'll always remember the last words he said to me: "I'm proud of you, Alan." "Never change."
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But she's my soul mate. And my new best friend. Plus, she lets me mount her... ...which relaxes me. Oh, my God. Alan, maybe never say that part again. Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here. I know you mount my sister. I've seen it. Many times.
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Wow. Jesus, what are you gonna do with him? Actually, I wanted to talk to you guys about that. Linda really wants to stage an intervention for him. An intervention? Really? I think that sounds like a great idea. Yeah, the thing is... ...she's pretty convinced he won't agree to it unless all of us are there.
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Chow!
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You in particular. I can't be your hero anymore.
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Stu, don't freak out, but you need to look down. What?
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Aah! What the fuck is that? Ha, ha. I'm saying hello. We're dogs, remember?
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Having said all that... ...I still would like to get together on Tuesdays for bowling... ...and alternating Sundays for general horseplay. - How about we play all that by ear? - Alan, it's time. Here we go.
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Alan, you are the best. The point is: You need to let me go.
