Right, Jade, uh, ahem, you remember our friend, Doug. Are you kidding? He was the best man. Exactly. Well, we can't find him, and we're getting worried. JADE: Oh, my God, that is so Doug. Ha, ha. Oh. [CRYING] Oh, sweetie, I'm... I'm gonna go clean him off. It's all right, Daddy didn't mean it. Oh, my God. What the fuck, man, you gotta hold it together. - Holy shit. - She is super hot. - You should be proud of yourself. - She's wearing my grandmother's ring! - What? - The ring I'm gonna give to Melissa. You remember, my grandmother's Holocaust ring? - Fuck. Okay. - She's wearing it. I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
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Well, at least take the bag off his head! Fuck!
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Seriously, this is a good thing. At least it's not some stranger who drugged us for God knows what reason. Yeah, you're right, Phil, it's totally a good thing. We're so much better off now. Here's something I would like to remind you two of: Our best friend Doug is probably facedown in a ditch right now... ...with a meth-head butt-fucking his corpse. - That's highly unlikely. - It's true. Does not help. All right, let's get our shit together, guys. Let's go back to the hotel, and I'm gonna make a couple calls. Maybe Doug's back there. Maybe he's asleep. Come on. Let's go. - Stu? Little help? STU: Shut up.
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- That's it. - Goddamn it. - Wait a second. - I'll go over. I'll go over. PHIL: Stop pulling. ALAN: Can you just...? Hold on. We got it. Alan, just relax. And then just... There we go. Good.
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Hey. Shh.
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Fuck. Oh, fuck.
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- You okay? - Aren't we riding an elevator? Why, is this Jeopardy? What the fuck is this bullshit? - Please, with the language. - Yes.
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Oh, God.
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I just wanted to thank you guys again for everything you're doing this weekend. - We couldn't be more excited. - Ah, that's great. Yeah, okay. You love us and we love you. Terrific. So talk to me about Vegas. - Uh... It should be pretty mellow. - Mm-hm. Do some gambling, maybe catch some rays, have a few laughs. Yeah, some laughs. I got you. How you getting out there? Uh, we're gonna take my car. Gonna pick up my friends after this. - Prius? You're taking a Prius to Vegas? - Yeah.
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What was that?
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STU: I have internal bleeding. Somebody call 911. That was some fucked up shit. Who was that guy? He was so mean.
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[CHATTERING]
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No, I know. But we just need a couple more minutes of your time.
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Is he all there? Like, mentally? I think so. He's just an odd guy. You know, he's kind of weird. - I mean, should we be worried? - No. - All right. - No.