- Las Vegas Police! Freeze! - Okay. [TYLER CRYING] Shut that baby up! Shut that baby up! STU: Oh, God! PHIL: Okay, okay, okay.
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- That was Mike Tyson. - Yeah, no shit that was Mike Tyson. I'm just saying, he's still got it.
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Mike Tyson? Shh. This is my favorite part coming up right now.
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STU: What about the one after that? You cannot be serious.
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Why don't you just let that go to voicemail? Ha-ha-ha.
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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- Too many. - Yes!
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Alan, you okay?
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- Is he missing a tooth? - Yeah. [LAUGHS]
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- Highway robbery. - It's criminal.
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I gotta go. Okay. Bye.
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Stop. Run me over.
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Hey, kitty.
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I can't have juice right now. Okay. All right. Let's just track this thing. [PHIL COUGHS] What's the last thing we remember doing last night? Well, the first thing was we were on the roof... ...and were having those shots of Jäger. [RETCHES & COUGHS] And then we ate dinner at The Palm. Right? That's right. And then we played craps at the Hard Rock, and I think Doug was there. That sounds right. No, no. He definitely was. You know what, guys? I don't even remember going to dinner. What the fuck? I don't think I've ever been this hung-over. After the Hard Rock, I blacked out. It was like emptiness. [LAUGHS] Okay. We have up until 10 p. M... ...so that gives us a 12-hour window where we could have lost him. ALAN: What is this? - Oh, my God. That is my tooth. Why do you have that? What else is in your pockets? This is a good thing. No. Check your pockets. Check your pockets. Do you have anything? I have an ATM receipt from the Bellagio. Eleven-oh-five for $800! I am so fucked. I have a valet ticket from Caesars. Looks like we got in at 5:15 a.m. Oh, shit. We drove last night? [ALAN LAUGHS] Driving drunk. Classic. [LAUGHS]
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Control yourself, man. Goddamn, will you put on some pants? - Phil, do not go in the bathroom. - AI, just calm down. It's me. Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom. - What's going on? - There's a jungle cat in the bathroom! - Okay, okay, Al. Al, I'll check it out. ALAN: Don't go in. Don't go in, don't go in. Be careful. Don't, don't.
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- Ah. That's nasty. - Mmm. How that sound? Unh, pshh. - So long, gay boys. - Wait a second. DOUG: He's a nasty little motherfucker. Did you ever get any ecstasy? DOUG: No, I ain't got no fucking ecstasy. - Goddamn it! ALAN: Gosh darn it! - Shit! ALAN: Shoot!
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It'd be so cool if I could breast-feed, you know? STU: Well, listen...