Yeah. I just wish we could actually remember some of it. - Hey, guys? Look what I found. - Whoa, that's my camera. - It was in the back seat of the car. - Oh, Go... Are there photos on it? Yeah. Some of it's even worse than we thought. - No fucking way. Give me that. - Wa... Wa... Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
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Did you hear that? Baby's name is Tyler. Yeah. I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
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Stu! Stu, it got me! Stu! You got clawed! You're bleeding!
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You know what? He's not our good fr... We don't know him that well.
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- Come on, chop-chop. - Okay, spin around.
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That'll be 32.50.
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- These mugs. This hat. This car. - Hey! It's all evidence of a night that never happened. That is why we're torching all of it. Whoa, I'm a schoolteacher, I got a family, okay? I'm all for secrecy, but I'm not gonna torch a cop car. - Fine. I'll do it. - Can I help? - Yeah, thanks. - And how exactly are you gonna do that? Easy. You just pour kerosene over a ferret, light it on both ends, put it in. They're attracted to the gas lines. - What? A ferret? - Yeah. Yeah. Or a tamed raccoon, but it's a lot of trouble. ALAN: If you wanna... - Does it matter if it's tamed? Yeah, because if it's untamed, it won't take the kerosene as well. [CELL PHONE RINGING] PHIL: Is it Doug? - I don't have it. PHIL: It's Doug, it's Doug. Uh, it's Melissa. - Don't answer. - I have to. She's called twice already! - Can I ride shotgun? PHIL: Don't touch me. Hey, sweetheart, how are you? There you are. This is the third time I'm trying you. I know. The reception up here's crazy. I think it's all the sequoia trees, block the signal. Ugh, I hate that. So how was it last night? Ah, it was really fun, actually. It was quiet, but it was a good time.
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I can't... Oh, shit. Oh, my God. My lateral incisor's... It's gone! It's okay. Okay, okay. Just calm down. We're fine. Everything's fine. Alan, go wake up Doug. Let's get some coffee and get the fuck out of Nevada before housekeeping shows. What am I gonna tell Melissa? I lost a tooth. I have no idea how it happened. You're freaking me out, man. I got a massive headache, okay? Let's just calm down. How am I supposed to calm down? Look around you.
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- Anything? STU: Hmm, I got a cigar. Oh, I found, uh... These are some black shoes. - They women's shoes? - I don't know.
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This is Doug's phone. This is Doug's phone. PHIL: No shit. - Yeah.
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- Yes! JADE: Oh! Okay, come on. He can't lose. He can't lose.
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They found a large amount of Ruphylin in your system.
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[PHIL, ALAN & STU GRUNTING] [PHIL COUGHING]
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It was stupid, wasn't it?
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Is he all there? Like, mentally? I think so. He's just an odd guy. You know, he's kind of weird. - I mean, should we be worried? - No. - All right. - No.
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STU: I have internal bleeding. Somebody call 911. That was some fucked up shit. Who was that guy? He was so mean.
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- Maybe... Should I wait outside? - I think that's a good idea, Alan. ALAN: Yeah.