This isn't a dildo. lt's a body massager. Yeah, well, it's a circumcised purple penis. lt could be considered sexual. Why is it like that? Everything here could be considered sexual. Hey, what about this for Alan from legal?
Office Christmas Party
6.6s
-No, not for the eyes, it's good. -Does it do anything here? Probably. ls this for teeth whitening? Okay, what about this, right?
Office Christmas Party
5.4s
That could get you a sexual harassment suit. What? Why? Not everyone likes dildos for Christmas.
Office Christmas Party
4.5s
Well, Alan's bald. lt's so hard to shop for the bald. Who are they? What do they want?
Office Christmas Party
3.2s
Everybody gets stressed at work around this time of year.
Office Christmas Party
2.2s
Tell him to stop looking at me. Look away.
Office Christmas Party
2.9s
Let's try that again. Allison, where's Clay?
Office Christmas Party
7.2s
He's participating in a conference... Summit... Elon Musk, tech participation relay.
Office Christmas Party
4.1s
Allison. -Where's Clay? -He's unreachable.
Office Christmas Party
7.8s
So, l saw that photo on your desk. Are those your kids? Yep. They're two and four. l'm a single mom.
Office Christmas Party
2.7s
-Yeah. -l'm Fred. l just joined accounting.
Office Christmas Party
5.8s
-He's Christmas shopping. -Okay. l would like all department heads in the conference room in five minutes.
Office Christmas Party
1.2s
Shit.
Office Christmas Party
11.8s
That's great. -l was raised by a single mom. -Really? Yeah. lf you ask me, Tupac was right. Ain't a woman alive That couId take my mama's pIace l don't know that song.
Office Christmas Party
9.1s
So the bartender says, "We don't see many gorillas." And the gorilla says, "Well, at $1 2 for a martini, l can see why not." You know a lot of gorilla jokes. -Yeah. -Excuse me.
Office Christmas Party
6.8s
No, he's cute. Actually... lt's like the calling never stops. l know. lt's so annoying.
