Okay, so we have to throw a massive party from scratch in five hours. Yeah. And we got an office full of pissed-off employees. You guys, l got this. l have a black belt in partying. That's why l got kicked out of boarding school and two intensive care units. Listen. Did you see this? "lt's F-ing Christmas, B's. "Let's get mother-F-ing drunk. -"Attendance mandatory." -Yeah. Lawsuit! Mary, it's for the greater good, okay? Joel, would you do me a favor? Would you get Fred up to Clay's office? -Yeah, sure. -Thank you. -Wait! -Yup. l don't know if it's helpful, but regarding the music tonight, l happen to have a friend who's a pretty good DJ.
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Shoot. Except she's working late tonight. Modeling. ls she shooting the cover of full ofShit magazine?
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You know what? She's gonna be there. You guys! Nate's girlfriend's coming!
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Okay. What are we gonna do with these after the party? Raffle.
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Great. Bring him. -See, we already got a DJ. -Yep.
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Shit! Match, match, match. Match! Come on.
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Finish him!
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Hey, dicks.
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No, no, no. You're both right. We show him a great time at our office Christmas party tonight. What? l didn't say that. -lt's not the worst idea. -Right? Of course it is. We don't even have an office Christmas party. Carol said no to all discretionary spending. She wants to lay off 40%. You want to double that? My sister doesn't do anything at 40%. She's just cutting off our legs so we can't run away when she wants to fucking curb-stomp our face.
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We should take him out and show him a great time. So we'll hook him up with Don Draper, then go out and get a couple of steaks and an STD.
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He loves it, he loves us, he sees we care about people, he falls in love with our culture, he wants to work with us.
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He's walking away, unless you have a better idea. That's your approval sigh.
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This is how we save everybody's job! l like it, Josh. Say yes.
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We have one more pitch for you. Do you party? l used to.
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We throw the best Christmas party he's ever been to.
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He's an old school guy who drinks scotch at lunch.
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This is the way we close Walter.
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And as long as the board has gotten its bonus and the stock is ticking up? Come on. Sir, that's not who we are. And if you came to our offices, you would see that.
