God damn it! -l'm going next. -Hey, girl! l'm inspired! l'm going next. -No, l called it. l called it. -No, no, wait. -l'm so happy for you! -Shit. l was about to do my balls! Hey! What about the 3D printer?
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Hey, man. Larry from shipping here actually has a really great story that he wants to tell you. -l was in the bathroom washing my face. -Yeah. And this girl came in, like, -"l'll give you a handy for $40." -Right? And the next thing l knew, my penis was in her hand and then she starts...
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Nate!
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-Walter Davis? -Yeah. -ls at this party? -That's right. Where is he? l don't know. Where was he? He was just on the stage. Guys? Guys!
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Hey, sis.
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My first night on the job. On the ol' J-O-B. -lt's your first night? -Yeah. -Driving? -First night driving the ol' Ubes. lt's a pretty sweet gig, though. Make my own hours. You know, l could hook you up if you want to be an Uber driver. l'm good. l already have a job. Thank you very much. Yeah, but you could be CEO of your own car! l am a CEO. Of Uber?
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No shit. l just dropped off, like, four people there at that party tonight. l'm sorry? They gave me three stars like a bunch of bitches. Excuse me. What did you just say? -l said they were bitches. -No, no. What party? The party at your office. Everybody's like...
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Oh, my God. ls this UndercoverBoss? ls that a camera?
