Hey, man. Larry from shipping here actually has a really great story that he wants to tell you. -l was in the bathroom washing my face. -Yeah. And this girl came in, like, -"l'll give you a handy for $40." -Right? And the next thing l knew, my penis was in her hand and then she starts...
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Fuck.
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Clay?
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Excuse me.
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And also this.
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Make that money!
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Hey, Carla, good morning. You see something over there? What do you got? l think that Starbucks -attracts a bad element, Josh. -Yeah. Listen. Give me the green light and l'll shut it down. l love that initiative. lt's awesome. Could you sign me in real quick, please? l wish l could, but they got us sending you through these machines now. Gonna replace my ass, matter of time. That's never gonna happen. These machines don't have your smile, Carla.
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Yeah! See, we made it through. Let's do another.
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-Are you Carol? -What? No.
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Hey, Meghan? l thought that l have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt. -You were serious about that? -lt's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
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Sorry, l'm just nervous.
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Are you sure? You look like a Carol.
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Thank you, Doctor. Here.
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Then it's... Then it's... Sorry.
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Yeah!
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So, Carol. You know, that's my grandmother's name.
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Good thing l wasn't going number two, huh? Yeah. Leave you to it. -This is my territory! -Got it. That's clear.
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You'd been separated for a year. -l fucked up. -Yeah.