Must be really nice to have a daycare center at work.
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Walter. Clay vanstone, remember? -Hey. -How are you? -l want to show you Zenotek. -Yes.
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When l'm sad, l like to remember something my grandma used to sing. lt's about ducklings.
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Okay, Walter, your turn. Where'd Walter go? l totally got you deep throating him. Well, look at that. That's beautiful. Where'd Walter go? Clay, did you see Walter? l don't know about that whole throne thing. l mean, nobody liked the gifts, everybody was complaining and the lap-sitting got weird. No. What's happening? Well, it's just not working. lf you took away everybody's drinks and turned up the lights, it just looks like we're at work. You know what l mean?
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This the luge right here? Here we go.
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Hey, there's actually some guys l want you to meet. Okay, great. Let's just work out the money thing first, though, yeah? l already gave Trina $200. Yeah, that's just for the first hour. lf you want me for the rest of the night, it's gonna be another $2,000. -Two grand? No. No way. -Yeah. The website clearly said it was $200 for the whole night. Do l look like l'm $200 a night?
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Just the eggnog. Okay. Great. Well... Looks like fun. Ladies first. -Josh, l insist. After you. -Well, l'm not much on eggnog. Don't listen to this guy. He's Mr. Fun. He'll do anything for the party. So, come on! Hey, everybody! Josh is gonna do the luge! No, no. l don't think so. lt's not for me.
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You're a very expressive dancer. Thanks. Let me know if you want me to dance, like, sexy or something, you know? -Yeah. No, we're good. -Okay. What the fuck?
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Josh! Josh! Josh! Josh! lt looks like they want you to do it. Should l do it? l'll do it. l'll do it, l'll do it. Okay, let's do it.
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-Okay. Give me your watch as collateral. -lt's my grandmother's. l don't care. Shit.
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Hey, can we get a scotch? Macallan, right?
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Okay, fine. l'll go to an ATM, okay?
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Holy shit.
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Hi, nice to meet you. Mary just fucking cited me! Okay? l thought this was a party. lf l want to dick tap Alan, l'm gonna dick tap Alan. That's a timeless gag! -Never not funny! -Okay, off you go. She is like a poisonous fucking cloud of shit gas, like, just seeping into everybody's good time. Every word she says makes my fucking hemorrhoids throb! -l want that on the record. -lt is.
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Do you want to take a selfie with him? Everyone's doin' it. You know, l'm a Cavs fan, actually. There's a good team. -This was a mistake. -Hang on. Hang on. No, no, no. Come on. Now, a mistake would be to miss the salmon station. Do you like salmon?
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He's in customer service? Yeah, he's much better on the phone. That's really where he shines. Here we go.