We're gonna get you a new name. Done! l'll call my parents.
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-Thank you. -Thank you so much. -Oh, my God. Yes? -Hey, Rodney!
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We haven't met yet. l'm an intern here. l just wanted to say Merry Christmas. Yes, you can have a job. -Are you serious? -Yeah, party hire. Junior associate. Congrats. Oh, my God. Mr. vanstone, thank you!
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Excuse me. Mr. vanstone? -Have you seen this? -Hi. l'm Rodney.
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Wait, no. lt never locks! l bet you're also never up here at night, right? No. lt's all right, l came prepared.
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No. No, it never locks.
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And warmer. Come on.
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-Let's go get fucked up. -Okay, but not too much. When l drink a lot, bad things happen. You know, my sister's horse goes missing. My car is covered in horse hair and blood. Fingers get pointed. Smoke PCP as a favor. Beach burns down. That ain't never been my problem. Come on! Let's go get a drink! Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hey. You okay? l was down. l was having a bad day. But now l'm lifting. l'm seeing things. My mind. The ideas are flying through my mind! -l'm feeling strong. -Okay, good.
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What are you doing? Pissing off Mary. #GreatestPartyEver. #OpenBar. How do you spell "Hanukkah"? Wait, who are you sending that to? You know, everyone in Chicago.
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So did l. Your Secret Santa. That's a lot better than where l'm keeping mine.
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You can't keep Walter Davis down forever, baby!
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That's... Maybe let's go... Let's go lower.
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-High five. -Sure.
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Man, it's higher.
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You know what? This has been really great, and l thank you, but, it's time to hit the road.
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Like, if you grabbed every single strand, do you think that you could swing and then time it just right and grab all of those strands, then, like Tarzan, make it all the way to my office? Merry fucking Christmas.
