- There's something out there. - What do you mean? What is it? Can you zoom in?
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- I'm gonna make a run for it. - Do not run for it! - You will die! - It's coming.
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You go, go, go, buddy! Look out, it's coming after you!
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Aardvark is hot. I repeat: Aardvark is H-O-T. Hot.
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I'm fine. Shut the fuck up.
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Oh, shit. Hi! Hi, don't shoot me! Oh, God!
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The package is secure. You are a hero. You are a goddamn hero. All right, they're coming in. I gotta go. Over and out.
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You are almost in the end zone, Aardvark. Just take it home.
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- The tip of the package is secure. - Comm One, that thing is in his butt!
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It's the worst part. Trust me on this. Inhale as you do it.
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I don't wanna stick it in my ass. You gotta put it in your butt. Comm One, please tell me I don't have to stick this in my ass. Okay. Just give us one second to come up with a better plan. - Isn't there anywhere else? - I think he should put it in his asshole. We don't have a better plan. Stick it in your ass. No! No! No! I've never done that! I've been there before. It looks huge. - That tiger blood will lubricate it. - This will mess up my asshole! Aardvark, there are people there. They are closing in on you. They have guns. You need to secure the payload. - Secure it in your ass. - Stick it in your butt. - Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. - I'm there with you, bro. Just listen to the soothing tones of my voice. Just breathe. - Oh, it's cold! - Just let everything go loose. - I don't like it! - The tip is...
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What if you hide it in your butt?
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He's got the package. He has the package. What do I do with it? There are people coming. You have to act now. Secure the package. - What do I do with it? - They're coming towards you. You gotta hide that little missile. I have to hide it somewhere? Where?
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- All right. See? Not so bad. - Yeah, not so bad. - What? - Yeah. - That? - This. - In your bu...? - Asshole. - No! - Yes! - I was picturing like this big. - That I could live with. Soon as you get home, see a proctologist. - I'm afraid to look. - You got fucked by RoboCop, dude.
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Come on! What the fuck?! Why?! Why'd you do that?! Why'd you do that?! Is this what you want?! There! You like it?! You like it?! It's all yours, fuckers! Stay in the room, American.
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Hey. - Did they look in your butt? - No, they didn't look! - It's still in there? - Yes!
