This room for Mr. Rapaport. Ooh, lovely. Thank you. - Cute. - Quaint. I'm tired. How are you feeling? - We go now. - Okay.
The Interview
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This is crazy.
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Aardvark, are you all right?
The Interview
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Hey, how'd it go? - One ricin strip with your name on it. - Got it.
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And ain'ters gonna ain't. That is not an actual thing that people say. This is what you do to haters. You just smile.
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- Take your hands away. I saw the boner. - I'm not doing it. Move your fucking hands. - Fine! You wanna see it? - Yeah. Feast your eyes. I'm gonna go poop out these drugs. You're gonna go jerk off these thoughts. If we both still wanna talk about this afterwards, we can. But not until then. Dave Skylark never backs down from a jerk-off.
The Interview
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I'm actually like... Frodo Baggins.
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Baby. Haters gonna hate.
The Interview
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Oh, what the fuck.
The Interview
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You may now enter the Supreme Leader's home.
The Interview
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Gum. That is gum.
The Interview
4.9s
Are you in the tiger? Are you inside the tiger? Are you okay? Do you have the package?
The Interview
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As always, I'd like to thank my guest: Joe Gordon-Levitt! And before we go, I have a very special announcement. With the help of my outstanding producer, Aaron Rapaport... I have secured the most important interview of the 21st century. Three weeks from tonight... I will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea... to conduct the first globally broadcast interview... with President Kim Jong-un.
The Interview
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Oh, God.
The Interview
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- This room for Mr. Skylark. - Cool. Thanks.
The Interview
5.1s
Okay, hi. Sorry about what he's doing. Hello.
The Interview
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- It's really scary out there. - Yeah, super-duper scary. - Be careful. - Okay, good. You got me? - I got you. - Okay. - I will not drop you. I got you... - Don't drop me.
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Yo, my dick stinks! So weird how you, like... just wanna keep smelling it, though. Yo, you gotta come over and smell this shit! Come smell this. You gotta identify this. I don't know what it is. Excuse him. He has stink dick. It kind of smells like guacamole. May we come in?
