This is Aaron Rapaport from Skylark Tonight. We heard your Supreme Leader is a fan of our show... and we'd love to have him on. Please get back to me. I'm about to head into a meeting, but I'll be around in the morning. Hope to hear from you.
The Interview
4.4s
This is like The Lord of the Rings. Okay?
The Interview
42.7s
Take him out. You want us to assassinate... the leader of North Korea? - Yes. - What? Won't they just get another chubby dude with a goofy hairdo... - ...to come in and replace him? - Exactly. Exactly. We're aware of a faction in the existing leadership that already wants him gone. They're too scared to act alone. And they need you two to go in there, remove Kim... embolden them to revolt... and take over. Are you, Agent Lacey, going to be involved? I am going to be in your ear... by your side, every step of the way. Then I have one answer.
The Interview
2.3s
Oh, shit! Oh, shit.
The Interview
1.3s
Slow push!
The Interview
1.5s
Oh, man.
The Interview
27.8s
As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes... they knew... that this might be the end of the long road. But they also knew... how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud... they were both thinking: - I love you. - I love you. Bro. - Okay, man. You got this. - Okay.
The Interview
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She honeypotted me. - What? What are you talking about? - Sook. Think about it, man. I mean, she researched me, she seduced me... she commandeered my plans, made them her own. She used me. I'll admit it was for, like, a really good fucking cause... but she honeypotted me.
The Interview
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Damn, girl. You a badass. I thought you were my friend, Dave. I thought you were my friend, Kim.
The Interview
5.9s
- I don't know what you're singing. - You know what it is. - No, I don't. - You don't need to lie.
The Interview
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- Keep me on the air as long as you can. - I will, man.
Katy Perry's your favorite! Katy who? I don't know who you're talking about. You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Not the chorus, please! And own the night Like it's the Fourth of July - 'Cause, Kimmy, you're a firework - Stop! Go and show 'em what you're worth And make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" As you sail across the sky-y-y Kimmy, you're a firework No! I don't need my father! I am strong!
The Interview
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The numbers I gave you on potato output... are exaggerated. That's okay with me. I don't really care about that. We can get back to what we were doing. No, it's not just the numbers! - I am a terrible person. - No. You're the best person. You were about to have sex with me. That's the best thing someone could do. I'm the propagandist of a totalitarian dictatorship.