- A gun can't fire without no bullets. - What the fuck are you doing? - No, no, no! - Yes, yes, yes!
The Interview
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He told you that margaritas are gay.
The Interview
2.1s
Do not fuck with my angles!
The Interview
13.4s
You said you were gonna blow everybody up... just to show what a big guy you are? No friend would blow up another friend's country. You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butthole. And you pee and poo like the rest of us.
The Interview
1.5s
Dave.
The Interview
1.7s
Showtime.
The Interview
1.4s
Fake fruit!
The Interview
1.9s
Fake grapefruits!
The Interview
6.7s
No! Whoa! No! - No hands. - No hands? I'm not into handsy shit. That's how I like it.
The Interview
17.4s
I beg your pardon? Why don't you feed your people? They are hungry. Specifically, two-thirds of them. Isn't that embarrassing since you're the one they view as a provider and a god? And you spend $800 million on nukes every year? And you have 16 million starving people?
The Interview
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Okay, this is an offensive line of questioning. I don't think it's offensive. It's important. If you don't wanna answer, you can get up and walk away. I can't keep you from retreating. - He's gonna go for the button. - He's sitting there. Not moving. - He's going for the button! - He's not. - Oh, shit. He's making a move! - Don't move, homie!
The Interview
10.9s
Holy fuck-a-moley! Is that real? It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin. In my country, it's pronounced "Stallone."
The Interview
1.5s
- Hey. - Hey.
The Interview
4.3s
- Look. You have a sound system in here? - Oh, no, no, no. Don't touch.
The Interview
26.7s
The control room will be fully staffed to insure an uninterrupted transmission. All right. This is the kill switch. During the interview, if any parameters are violated... I will use it and cut the signal. - We're gonna stick with the program. - I will be in charge of this transmission. Dave and the show itself are dependent on me... when it comes to how we shoot the show. I know. I've watched every episode in preparation.