- And then you're never gonna leave me. - North Korea's in the Olympics, right? I bet they have an office to communicate with the Olympic Committee... so there's probably some infrastructure for communicating through that. - Those wheels are turning. - If I leave a message for that office... then maybe, if they're a fan, that can actually work. We could interview the most famous man on the planet. Guys, some pictures just came out... where it looks like McConaughey's fucking a goat. - McConaughey goat fuck? - McConaughey goat fuck.
The Interview
2.6s
Making you my little Korean bitch!
The Interview
1.5s
Oh, no.
The Interview
6.7s
No! Whoa! No! - No hands. - No hands? I'm not into handsy shit. That's how I like it.
The Interview
1.7s
Good morning, Dave.
The Interview
4.1s
That our luxurious lifestyles turned us into homosexuals.
The Interview
12.1s
- You said no hands! - You hit me with your hand! How do I get it off?! Use your big, fat American teeth. Okay! I will! This is awesome. Yeah!
The Interview
2.2s
ETA to launch zone: 20 minutes.
The Interview
10.9s
- It has night vision. - They have night vision? That tiger has night-vision goggles?! It doesn't have night-vision goggles. It naturally has night... - What is this, some futuristic nightmare? - Just keep the line clear.
The Interview
11.7s
If a billion people across the earth and in my own country... must be burned to prove it... then my worthiness as a Kim... will be demonstrated!
The Interview
1.5s
Balls to the wall!
The Interview
2.3s
I'm happy to have met you, Aaron.
The Interview
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Your attendance is required in the banquet room of the Eternal Leader. - Hey, how you doing? - Yeah, seriously. You look fantastic. Your obsession with my well-being is only making me more suspicious of you. Don't be suspicious. - I want to know what your routine is. - Do you take vitamins? - You're doing something right. - You look good. Do not ask us any more question. Meet us in the banquet hall.
The Interview
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You know what? I think we should talk about it more. - All right, we're just gonna go talk. - By all means. Just for the record, I don't have stank dick. Come over here, come here, come in here.
The Interview
5.2s
Hey. Dude, you just spent the fucking day with Kim Jong-un. What happened?
The Interview
4.5s
Aardvark is hot. I repeat: Aardvark is H-O-T. Hot.
