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- Take your hands away. I saw the boner. - I'm not doing it. Move your fucking hands. - Fine! You wanna see it? - Yeah. Feast your eyes. I'm gonna go poop out these drugs. You're gonna go jerk off these thoughts. If we both still wanna talk about this afterwards, we can. But not until then. Dave Skylark never backs down from a jerk-off.
The Interview
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As always, I'd like to thank my guest: Joe Gordon-Levitt! And before we go, I have a very special announcement. With the help of my outstanding producer, Aaron Rapaport... I have secured the most important interview of the 21st century. Three weeks from tonight... I will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea... to conduct the first globally broadcast interview... with President Kim Jong-un.
The Interview
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- She is so cool. - You don't see what's happening. - And it's so obvious, it's crazy, man. - What? - They're honeypotting us. - What? It's an attractive spy woman who lures men into doing shit. How can you not see that? - Because that is so sexist. - Is it? This is 2014. Women are smart now. You think she just so happens to have everything you find attractive? Bangs, giant tits, glasses? - They're fake, man. - Fake glasses? - How could the CIA come up with that? - That poor girl is blind as a bat. I'm just saying that when we're on molly and when we're horned up, might not... - "Horned up"? Oh, please. - You are horned up. You have half a fucking chub right now!
The Interview