I'm 31 years old. The fact that I am running a country is batshit crazy.
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And here I am. Kind of have a guy like that in my life too.
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- Then I saw this fake fucking grapefruit. - What? All the food in that grocery store is fake! He fucking lied to me. Maybe that fat kid isn't fat. I mean, oh! What about the concentration camps? And the famine. Maybe that's real. God!
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- Let's get the fuck out of here. - Wait! The puppy. - What happened to your hand? - Someone bit my fucking fingers off. - That's just like Frodo! - Whoa! Shit!
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Not till after the interview. This dog is killing me with cuteness. He's crazy cute. - Can I keep it? - Take him home, forever and ever.
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You know, this is so weird. You are, like, the coolest guy. But a lot of people say... that you're batshit crazy.
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6.2s
Desperately. Because I could never get it... from my father when I was a kid.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no.
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1.4s
Go!
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- Yes, I pee and poo. - So you have a butthole? I've got a butthole, and it's working overtime. You are awesome.
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He said that my brothers and I were all too feminine.
