WOMAN [ON RADIO]: - Point-nine KCRW. Up next, tickets for KCRW members. If you haven't won anything from us in the last 90 days... I hear they're doing a zombie film festival at the cemetery. You wanna go? We could do a shot every time someone gets bitten. Okay. Bye. Bye? Where are you going? Nowhere.
Ruby Sparks
8.2s
Can I come? No. Why not? Because. Please? No.
Ruby Sparks
3.9s
What for? To get some stuff.
Ruby Sparks
5s
Out. Where? To the store.
Ruby Sparks
3.9s
Uh, actually, I gotta go.
Ruby Sparks
2.2s
Please?
Ruby Sparks
18.6s
[WHISPERS] Remember how Dad used to say I had an overactive imagination? HARRY [OVER PHONE]: Are you saying Ruby is in your house? I started seeing her this morning. It's like that movie Harvey, except she's not a giant rabbit. It's not like she knows she's imaginary, either. She thinks we're in the relationship in my book. It is freaking me out.
Ruby Sparks
12.8s
Listen to me. I want you to leave the house... ...see a friend. A friend who can't see your imaginary friend. If this is still an issue tonight, we'll talk, okay? Okay. I'll phone a friend.
Ruby Sparks
6.4s
Sorry about that, I was... Kobe's having a barbecue this weekend. You got plans this weekend? It's Calvin.
Ruby Sparks
7.7s
Are you seeing someone else? Oh, no. No, no, no, I'm not... I'm not seeing anyone other than you.
Ruby Sparks
7.9s
Yeah, the writer. I sat next to you in Spanish class. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Ruby Sparks
4.7s
I'm in the middle of a meeting. But this is an emergency. I may be losing my mind.
Ruby Sparks
2.3s
Weir-Fields. From high school.
Ruby Sparks
2.2s
Will you excuse me?
Ruby Sparks
26.8s
Just give me one sec. Just... Harry. Harry. There's no possible way that Ruby's in your house... ...because she's not a real person. I know objectively she is not real, but I'm telling you... ...I can see her, I can smell her. When she touched me, I could feel it. She's making eggs in my kitchen. Actual eggs. That's great. [WHISPERS] Calvin, I am at work. I'm in the middle of a very important meeting. I cannot deal with your shit right now.
Ruby Sparks
11s
What's wrong? Oh, nothing. Nothing, uh... Are these, by any chance, yours? Yeah, of course, they are.