Sorry about that, I was... Kobe's having a barbecue this weekend. You got plans this weekend? It's Calvin.
Ruby Sparks
2.3s
Weir-Fields. From high school.
Ruby Sparks
4.7s
I'm in the middle of a meeting. But this is an emergency. I may be losing my mind.
Ruby Sparks
2.2s
Will you excuse me?
Ruby Sparks
18.6s
[WHISPERS] Remember how Dad used to say I had an overactive imagination? HARRY [OVER PHONE]: Are you saying Ruby is in your house? I started seeing her this morning. It's like that movie Harvey, except she's not a giant rabbit. It's not like she knows she's imaginary, either. She thinks we're in the relationship in my book. It is freaking me out.
Ruby Sparks
7.7s
Are you seeing someone else? Oh, no. No, no, no, I'm not... I'm not seeing anyone other than you.
Ruby Sparks
1.3s
Oh, my God.
Ruby Sparks
11s
What's wrong? Oh, nothing. Nothing, uh... Are these, by any chance, yours? Yeah, of course, they are.
Ruby Sparks
2.6s
Who else would they belong to?
Ruby Sparks
2.1s
Where are you going?
Ruby Sparks
1.5s
[TOY SQUEAKS]
Ruby Sparks
26.8s
Just give me one sec. Just... Harry. Harry. There's no possible way that Ruby's in your house... ...because she's not a real person. I know objectively she is not real, but I'm telling you... ...I can see her, I can smell her. When she touched me, I could feel it. She's making eggs in my kitchen. Actual eggs. That's great. [WHISPERS] Calvin, I am at work. I'm in the middle of a very important meeting. I cannot deal with your shit right now.
Ruby Sparks
7.9s
Hi, Dr. Rosenthal. It's Calvin Weir-Fields. Something has come up... ...and I'd appreciate it if you called me as soon as possible. Thank you.
Ruby Sparks
9.5s
Calvin? Are you mad at me? CALVIN: Oh. Oh, God. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.
Ruby Sparks
2.6s
Oh, shit.
Ruby Sparks
2.1s
...right now.
Ruby Sparks
17.8s
It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. Okay, you're dreaming. You're dreaming. You're dreaming... ...and you're going to wake up...
Ruby Sparks
8.9s
They're gonna hospitalize me. What's wrong? They all thought I was so smart, but it turns out I was just batshit. Calvin? What the fuck?
