WOMAN [ON RADIO]: - Point-nine KCRW. Up next, tickets for KCRW members. If you haven't won anything from us in the last 90 days... I hear they're doing a zombie film festival at the cemetery. You wanna go? We could do a shot every time someone gets bitten. Okay. Bye. Bye? Where are you going? Nowhere.
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
CALVIN: What? Your dog. She's so cute.
Ruby Sparks
15s
Hey, how's the new book coming along? I don't know. I get a good idea, like why don't I write about my dad? And then, bam, I start thinking that it's the stupidest thing ever. Who wants to read about, "He was disappointed in me... ...blah, blah, blah"?
Ruby Sparks
4.5s
And I think I should start spending some nights at my apartment again.
Ruby Sparks
3.3s
No, you can't write about me. That's private.
Ruby Sparks
12.8s
Listen to me. I want you to leave the house... ...see a friend. A friend who can't see your imaginary friend. If this is still an issue tonight, we'll talk, okay? Okay. I'll phone a friend.
Ruby Sparks
7.9s
Doesn't his imagination just, uh, blow you away? I mean, where does he come up with these ideas? Right? SUSIE: Yeah.
Ruby Sparks
18.6s
RUBY: I had this one boyfriend... ...who told me I wasn't funny... ...but that I have a good sense of humor... ...because I laughed at his jokes. Why would you date a guy like that? I was young. You must have things you regret. Not really. Everything's been perfect so far. Oh.
Ruby Sparks
5.2s
Your mom and Mort were trying so hard. CALVIN: I'm sorry.
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
I cooked.
Ruby Sparks
1.2s
I write it.
Ruby Sparks
8.7s
It overwhelms me. I literally cannot sleep or eat. All I want I do is write. I mean, I almost didn't come here today because I didn't wanna be away from her.
Ruby Sparks
3.5s
See. "Ruby speaks French."
Ruby Sparks
10.5s
CALVIN: This is the true and impossible story of my very great love. In the hope that she will not read this and reproach me... ...I have withheld many telling details.
Ruby Sparks
14.4s
This would just be for me. I'd like you to write a page... ...about someone who sees Scotty all slobbery and scared... ...and likes him anyway, just the way he is. You think you could do that for me?
Ruby Sparks
10.5s
That's what you have over every other poor schmuck out there with a broken heart. You can write about it. And who would wanna read that? Lots of people.
Ruby Sparks
6.7s
We are lucky to have him around. Ladies and gentlemen, Calvin Weir-Fields. [APPLAUSE]
