Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, so he only comes around once every few... days? Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy. ‐ But what does he want? ‐ I think he thinks it's revenge? Run, rabbit, run.
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You can take that.
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Well, Nyles, this has been great. Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting. And, hey, in all your future loops, please keep me out of that fucking cave. And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.
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Coming!
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He put his penis in my butthole. ‐ Yeah, I know how it works. ‐ I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy.
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We've never had sex?
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Whoo! Thank you. I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister of the bride, Sarah.
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‐ What are we doing?
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Shukran. Good day so far? ‐ Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. You? ‐ Today is young. Ask me again at the end.
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Oh, Sarah? ‐ Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here. ‐ Oh my God. Are you... fucking cheating on me? What? This isn't funny. Okay, stop. I'm serious. Stop copying me! Stop pretending like you know everything!
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Um, sure. Can I keep my shirt on?
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‐ It's not good wine. ‐ I don't care.
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‐ Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: love and commitment. Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, and we all know these two li'I freaks are fine in that department, right? And commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, et cetera.
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Again, my memory is pretty shot, but I don't think so.
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‐ Oh yeah?
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‐ Not today, sauce pot. That's a nice try, though.
