Ugh. Okay, so the guy I'm writing... Yeah, what's his name? Uh, Calvin.
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
MORT & RUBY: Yeah! MORT: Yeah! HARRY: That was beautiful.
Ruby Sparks
18.6s
[WHISPERS] Remember how Dad used to say I had an overactive imagination? HARRY [OVER PHONE]: Are you saying Ruby is in your house? I started seeing her this morning. It's like that movie Harvey, except she's not a giant rabbit. It's not like she knows she's imaginary, either. She thinks we're in the relationship in my book. It is freaking me out.
Ruby Sparks
2.5s
What I'm trying to say is...
Ruby Sparks
6.4s
I usually go for guys who are a little more, um, assertive.
Ruby Sparks
19.9s
Period. What do they say, "write what you've been through"? Write what you know. Exactly. Write what you know. I've known girls like Ruby. Yeah? Who? Girls. Lila? Not fucking Lila. You've had one relationship. For five years. You never even lived together.
Ruby Sparks
7.8s
...but she's a weirdo. Sometimes, she's mean as fuck for no reason. She's a person.
Ruby Sparks
22.3s
WOMAN [ON RADIO]: - Point-nine KCRW. Up next, tickets for KCRW members. If you haven't won anything from us in the last 90 days... I hear they're doing a zombie film festival at the cemetery. You wanna go? We could do a shot every time someone gets bitten. Okay. Bye. Bye? Where are you going? Nowhere.
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
CALVIN: What? Your dog. She's so cute.
Ruby Sparks
15s
Hey, how's the new book coming along? I don't know. I get a good idea, like why don't I write about my dad? And then, bam, I start thinking that it's the stupidest thing ever. Who wants to read about, "He was disappointed in me... ...blah, blah, blah"?
Ruby Sparks
4.5s
And I think I should start spending some nights at my apartment again.
Ruby Sparks
3.3s
No, you can't write about me. That's private.
Ruby Sparks
12.8s
Listen to me. I want you to leave the house... ...see a friend. A friend who can't see your imaginary friend. If this is still an issue tonight, we'll talk, okay? Okay. I'll phone a friend.
Ruby Sparks
7.9s
Doesn't his imagination just, uh, blow you away? I mean, where does he come up with these ideas? Right? SUSIE: Yeah.
Ruby Sparks
18.6s
RUBY: I had this one boyfriend... ...who told me I wasn't funny... ...but that I have a good sense of humor... ...because I laughed at his jokes. Why would you date a guy like that? I was young. You must have things you regret. Not really. Everything's been perfect so far. Oh.
Ruby Sparks
5.2s
Your mom and Mort were trying so hard. CALVIN: I'm sorry.
Ruby Sparks
13.7s
HARRY: What? SUSIE: Yay, someone is ready for bed. HARRY: Yeah, I'm definitely ready. SUSIE: Let's go. Well, this was a great dinner. ALL: Ooh! Here, let me... Let me help you. You know what, Mort? I think you've done plenty. Uh...
