Please don't ruin this for me. Promise me, no one.
Ruby Sparks
3.2s
...tell me you're not gonna let that go to waste.
Ruby Sparks
3s
I will never write about her again.
Ruby Sparks
4.3s
Oh, hey, so you can, like, change her.
Ruby Sparks
2.3s
For men everywhere...
Ruby Sparks
1.3s
Thank you.
Ruby Sparks
2.3s
I guess.
Ruby Sparks
33.3s
You could, like, tweak things if you wanted. Tweak? What do you mean? I don't know, like anything. Big tits, long legs... I like her little legs. Know how many times I wanted a button... ...to make Susie stop doing all the annoying shit she does? I mean, you could get blow jobs whenever you wanted. Ruby loves giving blow jobs. Now, but what about in a couple months or days? Women are mysterious creatures. I still look at Susie like: "Who are you? Who are you?" I know Ruby, Harry. I wrote her. So you can make her, like, do anything.
Ruby Sparks
15.7s
Mom's gonna fucking freak. Whoa, you can't tell Mom. Why not? She loves all this New Age shit. Seriously... ...you can't tell anybody. Not Mom, not Susie. No one. This is amazing. How can I not tell? They'll think she's a freak. We're gonna pretend she's your girlfriend? She is my girlfriend.
Ruby Sparks
12.4s
I think this is pretty much the strangest thing that's ever happened, ever. You gonna marry her? Have kids with her? I don't know. But wouldn't that be like incest? Or mind-cest? I don't care.
Ruby Sparks
6.1s
Seriously? Why not? Your girlfriend. Stranger things have happened. I don't think so.
Ruby Sparks
3.2s
Harry... This is insane. You manifested a woman with your mind.
Ruby Sparks
2.4s
HARRY: That was insane!
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
I love her.
Ruby Sparks
1.4s
Fine.
Ruby Sparks
2.3s
Whoa.
Ruby Sparks
20.6s
Just you and me. There's a thousand bed-and-breakfasts around. Honey, it's gonna be great. It could be romantic. GERTRUDE: Finally. Hi. You're here! Hi. Hi. Hi. CALVIN: Okay. Hi, Scotty. Hi. Come on. Come on, Scotty. CALVIN: Okay. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hi. I'm Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi.
Ruby Sparks
11.4s
Wow, your garden is so amazing. All the plants have medicinal purposes. CALVIN: Medicinal. GERTRUDE: Yeah. RUBY: That is very cool.