Uh, don't make fun of Scotty. [LAUGHING] Oh, calm down. Hey, come on. Take it. SUSIE: Oh, my God. You look so cute here. HARRY: That was such a classic. I told you I don't want it. You should try it. It's really mellow. MORT: It's all right. He doesn't need it.
Ruby Sparks
27.4s
MORT: Wha...? Hey. Ruby, bed. RUBY: Right now? Yes. Why won't you take it? I want you to have it. What's going on? Calvin won't accept my present. Why not? Mort works hard on his furniture. MORT: Yeah. I call it the Lone Pine. That's beautiful. Don't you like it? Of course he does. It's a great chair. Come on, sit down, sit down. Just feel the wood. Calvin...
Ruby Sparks
2.4s
How do we make it better?
Ruby Sparks
1.7s
Now do it with me. Do it with me.
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
I cooked.
Ruby Sparks
1.2s
I write it.
Ruby Sparks
8.7s
It overwhelms me. I literally cannot sleep or eat. All I want I do is write. I mean, I almost didn't come here today because I didn't wanna be away from her.
Ruby Sparks
3.5s
See. "Ruby speaks French."
Ruby Sparks
10.5s
CALVIN: This is the true and impossible story of my very great love. In the hope that she will not read this and reproach me... ...I have withheld many telling details.
Ruby Sparks
14.4s
This would just be for me. I'd like you to write a page... ...about someone who sees Scotty all slobbery and scared... ...and likes him anyway, just the way he is. You think you could do that for me?
Ruby Sparks
10.5s
That's what you have over every other poor schmuck out there with a broken heart. You can write about it. And who would wanna read that? Lots of people.
Ruby Sparks
6.7s
We are lucky to have him around. Ladies and gentlemen, Calvin Weir-Fields. [APPLAUSE]
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
I made you up.
Ruby Sparks
5.4s
I'm assertive. Ha, ha. No. You're stubborn. That's different.
Ruby Sparks
6.7s
Who? F. Scott Fitzgerald. The novelist. Great Gatsby.
Ruby Sparks
2.5s
What do you mean I'm not your type?
Ruby Sparks
6.4s
Ugh. Okay, so the guy I'm writing... Yeah, what's his name? Uh, Calvin.
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
MORT & RUBY: Yeah! MORT: Yeah! HARRY: That was beautiful.
