Wade, no. You'll forgive me for this, I promise. Wade, no, no, no.
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Uh, bye-bye!
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How the hell did they get away? Do you want the long version? Your guys suck. They failed to kill his avatar, which, if we're offering constructive criticism, was a lame idea and only would've slowed him down. Whereas my plan, which was cool because I rock, actually worked. He's still on the board. I know that, Nolan. But he won't be for long. I did a search for all the Wades who had recently bought an X1 bootsuit, cross-referenced that with public records, and voila, which is French for... "And then I found out."
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How'd you get here before me? Well, I didn't make a pit stop at the hair salon. -What up, Z? -What's up, Aech? Saved you a spot. Thanks, bro. (BEEPING) I gotta go to the back. Ugh. So you can skim coins from crashed cars? -That's just sad, man. -Fuel's low. Oh, but you still had enough to pay for that Something About Mary hairdo. (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS) Everything you've ever worked for.
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Maybe it's 'cause Art3mis said it, and she's hot. Maybe it's because she called me out, sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere, protecting my small slice of nothing. Or maybe... Maybe it's because that line means something and I missed it. (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Who are you guys? The people you need right now, lawyers. From Gregarious Games.
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We're not clanning up or anything. Of course not. I don't clan.
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DAITO: First to the egg!
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-(ROARING) -(WADE AND SHO SCREAM)
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(ROARS)
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I'm a businessman. I get it. But I gotta do my job. (SOFTLY) But I didn't ask you here just to help us find the egg, Parzival. I asked you here for what comes after.
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(GRUNTING)
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(ALL GROAN)
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(YELPING)
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So, I've been thinking. Maybe it'd be cool if we met up in the real world. No, you'd be disappointed. No, I wouldn't. I like you. You don't even know me. This isn't what I really look like. This isn't my real body, or my real face. I don't care. I wanna know your real name. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha (ART3MIS LAUGHING) ♪ Stayin' alive ♪
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Sit in! WADE: We call 'em "Sixers" 'cause that's the company rule. No name, just numbers. They have a support team made up of Halliday scholars. Like me, they spend all their time studying pop culture that Halliday was obsessed with, trying to find clues to solve the contest.
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Sorry about the blindfold. My guys are a little paranoid.