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Who is this Parzival, and how the hell is he winning? Well, here's a better question. Who cares? Halliday's contest is vitally important. I mean, it's nothing less than a war for control of the future. But this Parzival? He's not even clanned up. He's alone. We have an army. EXECUTIVE: And yet, he's got the first key. Yeah, he has a key, but you have to get three of 'em to win the contest. Our stock dove 6% yesterday. Loyalty division is reporting profits of 28%. F'Nale. We're opening five new loyalty centers this month. Debt Services dwarfs Hardware. Now, you really wanna talk to me about stock prices? The shareholders won't be happy. It's not our job to make them happy. It's our job to make them money, but once we launch this little baby, they're gonna flip. We call this Pure O2. This is the first of our planned upgrades. Once we can roll back some of Halliday's ad restrictions, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures, so picture this... All of this implies we win the contest. Indeed, it does. (MUSIC PLAYING) Dude, you won the key and 100,000 coins? As soon as I took the key, all the coins just appeared in my account. I'll tell you what, I'm soiling my haptics right now.
Ready Player One
32.6s
How the hell did they get away? Do you want the long version? Your guys suck. They failed to kill his avatar, which, if we're offering constructive criticism, was a lame idea and only would've slowed him down. Whereas my plan, which was cool because I rock, actually worked. He's still on the board. I know that, Nolan. But he won't be for long. I did a search for all the Wades who had recently bought an X1 bootsuit, cross-referenced that with public records, and voila, which is French for... "And then I found out."
Ready Player One
26.3s
How'd you get here before me? Well, I didn't make a pit stop at the hair salon. -What up, Z? -What's up, Aech? Saved you a spot. Thanks, bro. (BEEPING) I gotta go to the back. Ugh. So you can skim coins from crashed cars? -That's just sad, man. -Fuel's low. Oh, but you still had enough to pay for that Something About Mary hairdo. (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
Ready Player One