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Time's running out. Yo, Z, is Art3mis pissed at me? Dude, I'm pissed at you. You've never seen The Shining, have you? You know I hate scary movies! We got the key. Sweet! To room 237! We ain't got no business goin' to room 237! We should stay out! Plus, there was this crazy, naked zombie lady in there. There are no zombies The Shining. Well, maybe it's not supposed to be like the movie. Kira is the key. You're the one who said it. Hey, y'all. I saw a picture of Kira! -ART3MIS: Huh? -(ALL GROAN)
Ready Player One
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The day the contest was announced, the Halliday Journals appeared. He told us to look in his brain. This was the next best thing. At first, it was jammed with gunters looking for answers. Now, the once-crowded halls of Halliday's memories are left to people like me. Parzival. Oh, joy! And how will you eat up my valuable search time today? Gregarious Games, 2029... Office party. Office party. Yes, you've only seen it a thousand times. Why not go back? Each entry into Halliday's Journals is meticulously assembled from personal photographs, home video recordings, surveillance, and nanny cams. All rendered into a three-dimensional virtual experience. Also, Halliday archived every film, game, book, and television program he ever saw, located on the mezzanine. No weapons or mature-themed avatars are permitted within the Journals. Please enjoy your time with us, and happy gunting! HALLIDAY: I like cleaning up. MORROW: Okay, Jim, I'm, uh... I'm going.
Ready Player One
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Who is this Parzival, and how the hell is he winning? Well, here's a better question. Who cares? Halliday's contest is vitally important. I mean, it's nothing less than a war for control of the future. But this Parzival? He's not even clanned up. He's alone. We have an army. EXECUTIVE: And yet, he's got the first key. Yeah, he has a key, but you have to get three of 'em to win the contest. Our stock dove 6% yesterday. Loyalty division is reporting profits of 28%. F'Nale. We're opening five new loyalty centers this month. Debt Services dwarfs Hardware. Now, you really wanna talk to me about stock prices? The shareholders won't be happy. It's not our job to make them happy. It's our job to make them money, but once we launch this little baby, they're gonna flip. We call this Pure O2. This is the first of our planned upgrades. Once we can roll back some of Halliday's ad restrictions, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures, so picture this... All of this implies we win the contest. Indeed, it does. (MUSIC PLAYING) Dude, you won the key and 100,000 coins? As soon as I took the key, all the coins just appeared in my account. I'll tell you what, I'm soiling my haptics right now.
Ready Player One