The steampunk pirate king. I knew him well, Sorrento. There are only three things in this world I hate, steampunk, pirates, and tabbouleh. I mean, why do they even have it? Is there a reason we're meeting here? Yes, Nolan. The Orb of Osuvox. You wanted it. He had it. And so here it is.
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Head back! Z! Your armor is running low. I just bought this.
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I'm not wearing that. (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Backwards, really fast. Fast as we can. (LAUGHS) Really put the pedal to the metal, you know? Go back 10 seconds! Why can't we go backwards, for once? Backwards, really fast. Fast as we can. (LAUGHS) Really put the pedal to the metal, you know?
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Zemeckis Cube. Turns everything back in time 60 seconds.
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A big one, a small one? A big one!
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Watch out!
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MAN 1: Whoa, dude, is that Parzival? -MAN 2: Parzival! -Oh, my God, Parzival! Come here, man. Hey, can we get a photo? (CAMERAS CLICKING) MAN 3: Thank you so much! MAN 4: Dude, you're my hero! Hey, Parzival.
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(GROANS)
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-Hey, it's Parzival! -Dude! (ALL CLAMORING) MAN 1: You're, like, totally my hero! WOMAN: Hey, Parzival! Over here! MAN 2: Dude, you're amazing! MAN 3: Hey, Parzival! Right here! Let me get an autograph!
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(PANTING)
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Okay, so our options for that week are The Fly remake. Great flick, terrible date movie. Say Anything... That would make sense. We gotta remember the clue. "A creator who hates his own creation."
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I had to make the offer. The board expected it, but I was really hoping you'd say no. Because if anyone's gonna win this competition, it's me. My avatar gets the egg 'cause I'm the only one here with the balls to run this place. Wow, you really switched gears there. From fairly reasonable to maniacal overlord. You should be grateful, Wade. You won't be around to endure my maniacal reign. Yeah, that's right. I know who you are. Wade Owen Watts, born August 12, 2027. I also know where you are. Unit 56K, Columbus stacks. You were last seen entering your trailer three days ago. You haven't left since. WADE: What are you doing? You can't-- With all that's going on in the world, do you really think that anyone's gonna give a damn about an explosion in some ghetto trash rat warren in Columbus? (STAMMERS) Sorrento, don't do this. I'm not even there! Not for long.
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What would Halliday say?
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But I don't think you and I would have the same plans. Well, I don't know about that. What, for the OASIS? I guess if you're not a John Hughes fan...
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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Yes, you!
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ANNOUNCEX1. When I'm after gold on Planet Doom, I need every edge I can get. Every push, punch, gunshot, you feel it all. ANNOUNCER: Get ready for the feel, the feel of real. X1. PLAYER: The X1 is like wearing a second skin. A skin that kicks ass.
