Vampires don't like nuns. Of course the big deal of The Unholy Masquerade is that every year they announce the guest of honor. And...um... I don't know if I should be saying this but...
- Barbeque smells really strong down here, isn't it? What kind of marinade? - What kind of marinade you use? Who's this guy?
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Bye Stu.
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Oh, you look terrible. The black pants. Thank you. Get dressed! I don't know if I feel up to it, really. You don't look that great but if you eat someone on the way... and rejuvenate a little bit? - You could probably wear a mask or something. Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! What are you biding on?
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The darkest part of my mind is reserved to The Beast. We could tell you a thing or two about The Beast. You should pray that you never have to see The Beast. This one is called The Beast. And I said, 'Get you hands off my balls, Beast!' He may have told you some stories about his great battle with The Beast. Yeah, oh, 'I fought The Beast on a cliff.' Oh... 'I fought The Beast in a swamp.' 'One time I fought The Beast in the toilets of a night club.' Difficult battle. I hope you never see The Beast.
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- Thank you Stu. - Thank you Stu. So... The new number 1: Nick's been telling people he's a vampire. That in turn resulted in...
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Should we go Stu?
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For these crimes of which we the vampire council find you guilty... ... you should be banished from our flat... ...indefinitely.
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... the procession... ... of shame. I asked them Nick, I asked them not to pass that sentence. We should do this immediately. - In my opinion. - You didn't ask.
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Love it. One year I went to The Unholy Masquerade dressed as Whoopi Goldberg from uh, Sister Act... ... 1 and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. Didn't go down so well because she was a nun.
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'The Wellington Vampire Association in conjunction with the Lower Hut Vampire Witch Club and the Kuori Zombie Society... invite you to attend The Unholy Masquerade on the night of the 6th of June...
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They have burnt the edges... - ...like a treasure map or something. - It looks very authentic, doesn't it?