I heard a little rumor that the guest of honor this year...
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Vladislav...
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That's... that actually should've... that should have been crime number one but we wanted to build up to that. Number 3: Deacon doesn't like that your wear the same jackets as him. And he would like you to find your own original style.
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Let us do the procession of shame. Now.
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... starting at 6 PM.' - 666... - Oh, yeah... The Unholy Masquerade of course is great time for the undead community of Wellington. There's zombies there. Vampires, banshees, all having a dance together. It's always a big deal for me.
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You can't go to the the ball as Blade. He's a vampire hunter. Yeah, but vampires love Wesley Snipes. No, it's inappropriate. Okay, Vlad? The Green Jaunters, or the black leather with the dragon belt? - Just wear the pants you want to wear... - We're having a mild crisis here. - which pants do you want to wear? Just look at the pants Vlad! Turn around & look at the pants! They're just pants! - Shit, man! - Holy shit!
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You didn't ask. You were saying yes.
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Vampires don't like nuns. Of course the big deal of The Unholy Masquerade is that every year they announce the guest of honor. And...um... I don't know if I should be saying this but...
- Barbeque smells really strong down here, isn't it? What kind of marinade? - What kind of marinade you use? Who's this guy?
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Bye Stu.
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Oh, you look terrible. The black pants. Thank you. Get dressed! I don't know if I feel up to it, really. You don't look that great but if you eat someone on the way... and rejuvenate a little bit? - You could probably wear a mask or something. Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! What are you biding on?
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The darkest part of my mind is reserved to The Beast. We could tell you a thing or two about The Beast. You should pray that you never have to see The Beast. This one is called The Beast. And I said, 'Get you hands off my balls, Beast!' He may have told you some stories about his great battle with The Beast. Yeah, oh, 'I fought The Beast on a cliff.' Oh... 'I fought The Beast in a swamp.' 'One time I fought The Beast in the toilets of a night club.' Difficult battle. I hope you never see The Beast.
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- Thank you Stu. - Thank you Stu. So... The new number 1: Nick's been telling people he's a vampire. That in turn resulted in...