And my love, we are ready to go into town and party! Vampire... vampire style.
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Okay. Excuse me. Just put that there.
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He ate a chip. I can't eat solids now, great. I can't sunbathe. I can't watch daytime TV. I can if I...yeah I guess I could.
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It's quite shocking down here, Nick. Look, here's our sweet Petyr. - Fuck! - Burnt to a sizzle.
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I know that guy... - ...actually. - You know him? - Yeah. - What? I saw him the other night in town.
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... sanded down. - Do you think he hand sanded that, or? - Yes. Imagine that, stuck in you...
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- Uh!, typical macho type. - Yuck! It is. Oh, shit!
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I was going to bite you tonight.
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Alright?
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Jackie?!
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Why?
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Okay, so...
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Vampires don't do dishes. Deacon's like the rebellious young vampire. He's always doing crazy things. Saying crazy things. He's just like the young, bad boy of the group.
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I got you this chicken.
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Sorry! He's a really great guy. A bit a of a pervert. He has some pretty old ideas about things. We should get some slaves!
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Like, I kind of... I kind of swept the hallway. Vladislav, is just like... ... this older vampire who grew up in the medieval times. And you know, to be living this long and to have seen the things that he's seen and still like, kind of have it together, I mean, hat's off to him. Bloody hell!
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... pedantic. The washing and the rubbish, I did that. Deacon, on dishes and it still hasn't moved in 5 years. He was an 18th century dandy. So, he can be very fussy. He nags and nags... I went in to the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch. Which one, the red one? Well, it's red now, yeah. If you're going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch put down some newspaper on the floor and some towels. It's not hard to do. We're vampires! We don't put down towels. Some vampires do. Well, not serious ones! When you get 4 vampires in a flat obviously there's going to be a lot of tension. There's tension in any, any flatting situation. It's settled then. We all do our jobs, starting with a certain Deacon... - I will do my dishes! - Good then!