I'll just pick up some roofies for you while I'm out.
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(STUDENTS CHEERING) COMMENTATOR 1 ON PA. Been a rough go for the East Great Falls Blazers in this game. CHEERLEADERS: Go, Blazers! : : : Which is surprising, since this is the last home game of the season. You'd think they'd really pump up the power there. Look at him! Watch that guy! Watch that guy! Even though it's close to a tie, we were hoping for better defence from the: : . Oh, my gosh, wait. So, what did your dad say? He said if he ever sees Nathan within 100 feet of me, he's gonna castrate him with a rusty Garden Weasel. Oh, no. So what? Is it over between you guys or what? I don't know. Well, if you ever want to try a m�nage, you're welcome to join Richard and me.
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COMMENTATOR 1: Please don't say "young boy" around Coach Daly. COMMENTATOR 2 ON PA. Yeah, out here he's: : . - What about you, missy? - What? How's your sex life? You guys, I'm gonna go through with it. I am. I am. You're so boring. I would've thought you'd be fielding offers after your striptease in the library.
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I wanna tell you something that I've been wanting to say for a long time. Okay.
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So? So, why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?
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There she is.
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And welcome.
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- No. - No.
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So it was for a girl.
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(SIGHS)
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The bible says to ask for Monique.
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How long do you intend on staying in Canada?
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(MOANING)
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(HISSING)
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COMMENTATOR 2. Ten seconds in the game. I think these guys really need to get their act: : . Get your head in the game, doggy style. You can finish your wet dream later. - I'm sorry. - This is it for this game. Hey, Scott? Can I talk to you for a sec? - Are you nuts? I'm in the middle of a game. - Last home game of the season. (GIGGLES) Really gotta get their act together. (WHISTLE BLOWS) Tie game, 89 all, 3:9 seconds left. Let's see what's gonna happen here. - Central's got the ball. - CHEERLEADERS: Go, Blazers! They have the advantage.
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You going to Stifler's house tonight? Yeah. I'll probably go with Dana. So any luck losing that thing you were trying to get rid of? - Rob. - I'm just asking. Maybe you should mind your own business.
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I know. You know, I've thought about it, too, but I still feel like I'm making this whole thing into, like, this huge deal. I mean, it's consuming my every thought.