Miss Johnson. Lunch today? I'll have to check my calendar, perv...Pete.
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Hey.
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So, are you getting close with Dana yet? The rumours are true. She's taken the pledge. No sex? She was your sure thing. - Faith-camp propaganda, man. - NATHAN: She's waiting until marriage. I thought she had sex with six guys.
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ROB ON PHONE: No, no, no, Frizzy! No! Don't worry about it, man. Everyone's got a sex tape. Please. Yeah, except they're having sex with people.
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So, I was thinking about what we were talking about, you know, before.
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- (GRO ANING) Frizzy. - Right. It's not technically incest if your family member's a different species.
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Well, I've seen worse.
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(GASPING)
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- Go away. - I didn't. l... I don't wanna see your face right now.
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STIFLER: Hey, where are you going? This was a horrible idea.
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Get to class.
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- Really? - Yeah.
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(LAUGHS)
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No cell phones in the hall, Alyson. You can pick this up from my office today after school. No, no, no, Frizzy! No! Frizzy!
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No, no, no, Frizzy! No!
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Bend your knees. Next time you spank it, sit Indian-style. You won't come, not in a million years. MAN: Our sex organs are like musical instruments. Sure, you can have any technician blow on your horn, but to place your instrument into the hands of a true expert? That, my young friend, is true harmony. NOAH: Guys don't talk to each other because they view each other as competitors, which I think is crazy. You know? Because men need to help each other and work together to get laid.