And, Lube, how have all your schemes to get laid been working out so far? Minus $100. Exactly, and me, well, I've been wasting all my time on some fantasy that someday Heidi's gonna fall madly in love with me. Face it, guys, we need help. And this is it, staring us right in the face.
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Do you even know how to play poker? KATIE: I know the game. And I tell you what, if I lose, I'll take off all my clothes. (ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Do you guys know where the vacuum is? Nope.
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What were you doing in the library anyway?
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What the hell is going on in here?
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3.3s
Oh, God! (SHRIEKS) Come on!
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3s
- Yeah. - It's a deal.
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Oh, my God.
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Something I can't read. "She used a breath mint:"
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Rob, are you some kind of jive turkey?
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NOAH: It was the summer of my junior year, 1969, and my buddies and I, we take this trip to Amsterdam, where we run into a group of semi-attractive Dutch nymphos who were willing to trade their bodies for a handful of Jimi Hendrix LPs. Well, needless to say, we had ourselves one super weekend with those gals, sexually speaking, if you get my drift.
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(GROANS) GIRL: Are you kidding me? Gross. Is there no such thing as privacy any more? I will tell your father that you're just not up to seeing him today. You're not feeling well.
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Dad showed me that one. "2003. I just had the most amazing sexual experience:"
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You moron. You stick it up your tailpipe and the minty-ness makes your asshole twitch.