(SIGHS) Look, that was a really interesting speech, and I don't really wanna embarrass you in front of everyone, but...
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Got a beer. Right. So...
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I can guarantee that I will satisfy you in every way possible, and I shall not stop until I'm certain that you are completely happy with my endeavours.
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But it's not gonna happen. I mean, I think that you're, like, really super cool, and you're really funny in class and everything, but I don't wanna have sex with you.
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- So are we cool? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Meet me upstairs in the first bedroom to the left.
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You must be feeling pretty randy by now, Dana.
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And, B, well, what about you?
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- Just so you know, it's not at all... - Hey, don't worry about it.
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Okay, well, yeah, maybe, like, the tiniest bit, but I really feel like I'm connecting with the higher power here. Yes, I know, and that is totally fab, but I know I couldn't do it. I'm way too into giving blow jobs.
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I'm so sorry. I usually last a lot longer.
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Poor Nathan. His willy must be hard enough to cut glass by now. Nathan loves me, and Nathan respects me. Okay. A, a guy never respects a girl enough to give up sex.
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Well, she seems awful ripe. If you don't pick the fruit, I will.
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I'm serious about this pledge, you know. I know. - So just dancing tonight. - Yeah. Just dancing.
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The horizontal hula. Nathan.
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CHARLES ON PA: Good morning, East Great Falls Blazers. Don't forget about the big game against Central this week and the Aloha Dance this Friday from 7:00 to midnight. Hawaiian shirts and leis are recommended for entrance. (CHARLES GIGGLES) - PRINCIPAL ON PA: Charles, knock that off. - Sorry.