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Pretty hilarious joke. Fun fact: Did you know summerville has more dead residents than living ones? Yeah, that's how cemeteries work. Wertheimers hardware, run by the illuminati. - Lizard people. - Lizard people? Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé? How do you think we got the pyramids? - Slaves? - Movie theatre. That one's haunted. I don't believe in ghosts. What?
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
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- Well, what about egon? - Well, he wasn't helping. We went from ten calls a week to one if we were lucky. Egon started to tell people that their ghost problems didn't matter because the world was coming to an end. He got spooky. Freaked me out. One morning, I go to work and ecto-1, our old Cadillac, is gone, his neutrona thrower, collider pack, all the traps, 16 ounces of fuel isotope, all gone! He cleaned us out. Now we were the dead ones. - Don't you think he had a reason? - He phoned me about ten years later, some small town in Oklahoma. He kept rambling about "the rising storm" and "the huge psychic tornado" that was gonna "consume humanity in darkness forever." And, kid, I wanted to believe. You don't understand. There is this mountain and it has these ancient carvings... Kid, there are a lot of mountains with ancient carvings. Take a little advice. Don't go chasing ghosts. Egon spengler was my grandfather.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
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Don't you think your father came out here for a reason? I think he was a sad old man who turned his back on his family, his partners. And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about. Where, by the way, everybody thought he was nuts. Yeah, great decision, dad. He was special. He loved science, like me. Why didn't you tell me my grandfather was egon spengler? Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am. But all I see are reminders that I didn't mean a thing to him. He never cared about me. He's not nuts. Well, then he's an asshole. Welcome to the family.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife