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Oh, hey, John! Over here! Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport. Attention, all passengers. Do not leave your baggage unattended. All unattended baggage is subject to search... Yay! We're so happy! Look at this! What's happening, man? Good to see you, buddy. How you doing? I'm good, man. Yes, you are.
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18.3s
Seth Rogen, you are just the best people. Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it... You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit. It eases the transition. Yeah, right? This is the much-needed foreplay. You know what else I got? Yo, this... A 3-D television. No, you didn't... I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious?
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28.8s
I'm a well-known homosexual advocate. # Backstreet's back, all right # Hey, hey, yeah, well # Everybody Rock your body # Everybody # Everybody # Rock your body right # Rock your body # Everybody! # Backstreet's back... # Oh, my eyes feel like they're melting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need a break.
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19.2s
You heard the TV. The TV said stay here. It said stay in your homes. We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay? A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first? Actors. Famous people. They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room, you guys'll come. The point is, is that we're all gonna get out of this first.
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29.9s
Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress. That was really good. And honestly, he's your old friend. We're your new friends. He feels threatened. Yeah, man. You know, and I get it. It's gonna be fine. I honestly think tonight's the night we bust this whole thing open. And I'm lucky. It's the same thing a lot, though. It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge, and is, like, "What happened to the birthday cake?" And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like, "What birthday cake?" 'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah. 'Cause you ate the cake! "It's my birthday. "
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35.4s
Why don't we do a sequel to Pineapple Express? I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple. Do you have any ideas, or... I do have an idea. What? It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord, you know, since we killed the other one, and he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson, 'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal, effectively rendering drug lords out of business. Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, but we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet. I... I know. Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah. And I sacrifice myself for you. And he kills me, and I die for you.
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50.1s
Like an angel. What about the host of the party? # I ain't got no panties on # He ain't got no panties, everybody! # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't nobody got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't no party like a no-panty party # 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop # Fuck those panties # Fuck those... # Fuck those panties # Fuck those panties # What's not kid-friendly? There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? Yeah. There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
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27.7s
Hey, Chris. How's it going? Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh! Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man? That's expensive shit, motherfucker! What are you doing? I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking... Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time, 'cause that's good fucking... Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude. I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man? Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit. I've never done this fucking drug before, man. Mike, please. I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it. Mike, no one... I'll be your guide. You're fine, Chris. You're fine. Is it on... You got some in your mustache, baby. What are you... Michael!
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