Jay Baruchel 2010 Clear all

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Danny. Danny. Hey. Come on, man. I fucked up. I'm sorry, man. Come on, look, I was wrong. I feel like shit, man. I didn't want it to happen like this. Let's just discuss it some more, okay? Yeah. Let's just talk, dude. We're giving you an option. It's a choice, man. There's nothing to figure out, all right? You guys have said enough, and there's no going back anymore.

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God! What the fuck was that? I don't know what the fuck that was, but I ain't going back out there. Craig, you didn't even get any of the water. The door was fucked up. Damn it, this is so frustrating! It's so close, but so far. The water, it's, like, right underneath us. Like, right there. What do you mean "right underneath us"? Like, literally, like, right there. If you went right through the floor.

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Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came on your magazine, James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin', tears from the tip of my penis, dudes.

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Fellas, fellas! Pull me in! Pull the rope! Pull me in! We don't have the rope anymore! We fucking dropped it! We're sorry! You've got the rope, man! What?

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Always have. Ever since I was a baby. I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties. I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em.

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I'm sorry, all right? You can cum wherever you want. I don't even care about cumming anymore.

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Why? OMG. Jay, I'm so sorry, bro. The fuck?

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I hear everything.

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Nice. Okay, good. Thank you. What is that? That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain. Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm. What's his name? Terrence Peterson. You see it, Seth? No. Where... Are you sure it's even down here? Terry Pete. Uh, not sure. Is there, is there any weird shit down here? Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies. Costumes, props.

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Jay. Fuck, man. It's not... Textbook twattage. And just for the record, you guys, I'm choosing to leave, you're not kicking me out. You guys had already said that I could come back in and I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in. Don't be cocky.

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Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man. Fucker. What the hell? It's all fucked, isn't it?

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His insides hurt worse than my outsides.

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Get the fuck out of here.

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Yes. Jay...

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Is that true?

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Yeah.

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Fucking psychopath. It's a prop gun! What, do you think I'd put real bullets in here? You were gonna send me out there with a fucking gun filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you! Don't turn this around on us. You just tried to shoot us, you fucking dickhead! Fucking murdering motherfucker! Whatever. Fucking civilization is broken down. There's no more reason for this false bullshit. You guys act like you're so fucking high and mighty, like you've never made a goddamn mistake before. Franco, you're just a pretentious fucking nerd. Fuck you. And, Jonah, you fucking cunt.

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I don't know if there maybe is, like, something you guys could give me so I could at least have some sort of protection while I'm out there. Danny, you don't have to do this. - Yeah, man. - All right, if you're really leaving then you should take this. Really? You don't know what's out there.

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