Pawnshop closes at 6:00. It's like 2:45. What are you talking about? It's 5:45. Oh, shit. [chuckles] My watch is still on Oregon time. I never changed it. I was wondering why it gets dark out here so early.
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Listen up, world. Allow me to introduce to you, for the first time in sacred matrimony, Marcus and Emily Parker! -Yeah! -Whoo! May this be the worst day of the rest of your fucking life!
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Hey. Yo, yo. [speaks Mayan] Picture, picture, picture. -[laughs] -[cheers] -Yes! Yes! Congratulations! -Whoo! [Emily] We did it! [Kyla] Congrats, you guys!
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Well, looks like you fuckers are married! [Ron laughs] Yes! Congratulations! -We did it! You love me! -We love you guys! -I love you. -We love you guys!
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We did good. [speaks Mayan] He's asking if you brought your suku'un. Wh-What's that? In Mayan ritual, suku'un is like your brother.
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[chanting continues] [whispering] I have goose bumps.
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[Kyla] Ah! Oh, my God. Whoo! Oh, it's so pretty.
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[cell phone chimes]
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[typing]
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What?
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Hey! Look, look. Can y'all class it up a little bit? -I told you-- -What's your problem? We're just two men having a conversation about cognac. No, I told you to put the two glasses in there. -No. -Hey. Look here. It's not about the glasses. You talked about farting. Nobody care about Dad's gas like that. And, Dad, you can't tell nobody how much you spent on the gift. What's the point in spending so much money then? -How about this. Go-- Go get some food. -[mother] Mmm. It is so much food over there. Y'all should go eat. -Well, let me just say this. -Uh-oh. We will not talk to anyone else this entire weekend if that's what you want. If that's what you want. I'm not gonna embarrass you. -Ma, no. -[father] See what you gone done? Believe me. We're not hungry. We not gonna eat any of your food. -Ma. I know y'all hungry. -You done messed up, boy. -Dad-- Could you talk to her for me? -No, sir. Ma-- Ma. [jazz music playing] [chattering] -…not us. -[laughs] -[sighs] You ready? Here we go. -[man] Ladies and gentlemen, may I please present to you the bride and groom-to-be, Emily and Marcus! [applause, cheering]
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What makes you think I didn't take my last marriage seriously? Damn, son. This some fancy shit. You done come a long way from drinkin' 40s on the stoop with little Jay and Reggie. -Oh, stop. [laughs] -Hey. Ooh, I'm so glad to be out that car. Your father farting the whole way. [father] You know I got the diverticulitis. Anyway, good to see you, Harry. We brought you a little something. Oh, thank you. Yeah, that's not the regular Hennessy. That's VSOP, $71. [mother] Yeah, that was a set. It came with two glasses, but we kept those 'cause we thought you had glasses. [laughs] I think I see the councilman. I should go say hello. -Oh. Yeah. -I like that jacket. Yeah. And tell the councilman I say hi too. [laughing]
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[Marcus] Wow, this, um-- This actually means a lot. And you can trust me. I promise you, I'll take care of these. I hope so. Those represent a commitment to my daughter. And I hope you take this far more seriously than you did your last marriage.
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Yes. A little-- Whatever. Listen. Just know that if you come at me with another sucker punch, I'ma be ready for it this time. Gabe… [chuckles] …I didn't sucker punch you. You was acting like a crazy person over a flag football game. Yeah. Right. You came in my face, and you kept saying, "Punch me." -Yeah, because I didn't think you'd do it. -Well, I did it, okay? And I'm sorry. I've apologized to you a thousand times. Can't we just move on? -Put the past in the past, right? -Yes. -Forget it. -Forget about it. Yeah. Just-- Oh, but just in case you get any ideas, I brought a friend. He owns a dojo where I train. His name's Bennett. Bennett! Come here. Meet this guy. Oh, shit. There he is. -Marcus. -Nice to meet you.
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-[Gabe] Yeah. -Why's he here? Some people like to have friends at life-changing events. -That's it. -That's it. You would know if you had any friends. If you did, my mom and dad wouldn't have forced me to be your best man. First of all, I don't like you. And I don't want you to be my best man anyway, all right? I have great friends-- I have amazing friends, all right? You can't even handle any of my friends. Okay?
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[chuckles] Brother-in-law. Hey, Gabe. Hey. You see this? Just know that this thing right here could kill you in 32 different ways, and there's not a goddamn thing you could do about it. Okay, man. What you-- What? You been working out or somethin'? Nope.