What makes you think I didn't take my last marriage seriously? Damn, son. This some fancy shit. You done come a long way from drinkin' 40s on the stoop with little Jay and Reggie. -Oh, stop. [laughs] -Hey. Ooh, I'm so glad to be out that car. Your father farting the whole way. [father] You know I got the diverticulitis. Anyway, good to see you, Harry. We brought you a little something. Oh, thank you. Yeah, that's not the regular Hennessy. That's VSOP, $71. [mother] Yeah, that was a set. It came with two glasses, but we kept those 'cause we thought you had glasses. [laughs] I think I see the councilman. I should go say hello. -Oh. Yeah. -I like that jacket. Yeah. And tell the councilman I say hi too. [laughing]
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13s
[Marcus] Wow, this, um-- This actually means a lot. And you can trust me. I promise you, I'll take care of these. I hope so. Those represent a commitment to my daughter. And I hope you take this far more seriously than you did your last marriage.
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39.6s
Yes. A little-- Whatever. Listen. Just know that if you come at me with another sucker punch, I'ma be ready for it this time. Gabe… [chuckles] …I didn't sucker punch you. You was acting like a crazy person over a flag football game. Yeah. Right. You came in my face, and you kept saying, "Punch me." -Yeah, because I didn't think you'd do it. -Well, I did it, okay? And I'm sorry. I've apologized to you a thousand times. Can't we just move on? -Put the past in the past, right? -Yes. -Forget it. -Forget about it. Yeah. Just-- Oh, but just in case you get any ideas, I brought a friend. He owns a dojo where I train. His name's Bennett. Bennett! Come here. Meet this guy. Oh, shit. There he is. -Marcus. -Nice to meet you.
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21.4s
-[Gabe] Yeah. -Why's he here? Some people like to have friends at life-changing events. -That's it. -That's it. You would know if you had any friends. If you did, my mom and dad wouldn't have forced me to be your best man. First of all, I don't like you. And I don't want you to be my best man anyway, all right? I have great friends-- I have amazing friends, all right? You can't even handle any of my friends. Okay?
Vacation Friends
16.5s
[chuckles] Brother-in-law. Hey, Gabe. Hey. You see this? Just know that this thing right here could kill you in 32 different ways, and there's not a goddamn thing you could do about it. Okay, man. What you-- What? You been working out or somethin'? Nope.
Vacation Friends
13.8s
Well, Marcus, uh… welcome to your wedding. Thanks for putting everything together. I really appreciate this. I just sign the checks. [chuckles] [sighs] Well, I suppose I put this off long enough.
Vacation Friends
13.3s
Now, these rings were passed on to me by my grandparents, so forgive me for being just a little uneasy handing them over to… [sighs] …well, you.
Vacation Friends
10.2s
-Oh, good. Aw. -You… How you doing? Could I get a double scotch, please? -Of course. -Hope you didn't order the punch. Get it? 'Cause you punched me.
Vacation Friends
1.4s
It's nice to meet you.
Vacation Friends
1.5s
Marcus.
Vacation Friends
7.6s
Oh, fuck. He bought it, dude. I can't-- What the fuck? Metal? Come on. Shit. -I'm in the circus. -[huffs]
Vacation Friends
1.2s
Whatever.
Vacation Friends
19s
[Marcus] Do you realize I almost killed that dog? Fucking Ron. [Emily] Hey, cut him some slack. He actually covered for you with my dad. Like, he kind of saved your ass. Wait a minute. Is Grandma Phyllis over there talking? How's that even possible? [Emily] Kyla has been really obsessed with her lately. Uh-uh. This is not good.
Vacation Friends
5.1s
Hey, good morning, sleepyhead. I was just getting this for you. A little something to get those synapses firing.
Vacation Friends
8.2s
[chuckles] Damn, how many cousins I got? Some happy cousins. Why they so happy? I don't know. Tell 'em I say hi. [chuckles]
Vacation Friends
2.6s
-Why? What you put in here? -It's grapefruit juice.