Oh, wait-- Baby, you go-- You got my phone? [Marcus] 'Cause I didn't-- Your phone broke. -Her phone broke and then my-- -Oh, my God. I had a phone, but we'll take your information. How about that? -Oh, my God. Yes! Yes. -Yeah! Of course. -Baby. Give them your card. -I got one. He has very fancy business cards. -[Ron] Yeah. There you go! -[Emily] Wow. So, when you call that, that's gonna ring in the ranger's station. Then somebody comes to get me outta the cave. Oh, before I forget, let me give your sunglasses back. No, man. Keep 'em.
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-[Bennett] You see it? -[Gabe] No. -Do you see-- No. No, no. -[cart approaching] It's not on the green.
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I cannot apologize enough. It seems the guests in the Presidential Suite above your room overfilled the Jacuzzi. So, that means you're gonna put us in another room, right? Oh, yes, yes, of course. If there was room available, it would be yours. Sadly, the hotel is fully booked. Why would you say "of course" if you knew you didn't have another room? You know how misleading that is? Can you just check with any of the other hotels nearby? Of course. We have relationships with all of the five-star hotels. No problem. Just a second. Hmm. Well, let me go ahead and also check for four-star hotels.
Vacation Friends
13.9s
-You drugged us? -[Ron, Kyla] Yeah. I thought I made it really clear when I said to her-- I was like, you know, -"It'll get the job done." -"It gets the job done." Get the job done? That's not clear. That's very vague, okay? What is wrong with you? Why would you put cocaine in margaritas?
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-[slurping] -Oh, that is good. Ron makes the best margaritas, and let me just tell you, girl. -Babe. -It gets the job done. [Ron] Indeed. So, Ron. What park do you work at? Oh. Oregon National Cave Monument. It's in Oregon. Whoa. You work in caves? I'm like Batman. If Batman's job was to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites. [Kyla] Totally. What about you guys? Uh, we're from Chicago, actually. I work in finance and Marcus owns his own construction company. Quick question. Um, why does the salt not taste salty? -Oh, because it's cocaine. -What?
Vacation Friends
12.9s
Oh, my God, baby. Baby, I'm so glad you're okay. Look-- Look, y'all. I'm so-- I'm-- I'm so sorry, okay? I don't-- I don't know what happened. I'm usually the careful guy. -I don't-- I don't even know what to say. -I do.
Okay, baby. B8, it's right over there. You good? I don't know. -Okay. We're so close. -[man on PA, indistinct] [pants, sighs] [Ron] Hey! Stop that couple! [Kyla] I think they have a bomb! [both laughing] What-- No. No, no, no.
Vacation Friends
7.5s
-Uh… -Yeah, we, um… we-- we-- we heard you. Are you sure it was me? -Yeah. Pretty certain. -[phone rings]
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3.2s
-I am sorry. I cannot fix it. -Fuck you, Maurillio! That's fair.
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1.7s
Make it stop.
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2.5s
Okay. Listen. [door closes]
Vacation Friends
3.7s
-Did she text you back? -Nah, not yet. I'm sorry this didn't go as I planned it.