Like, you know, we had sex in the same room. Me and you.
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-[squeals] -[chuckles] -Looks like you fuckers are married now! -[Kyla laughs] Whoo! -[Marcus] Yes! [laughs] -[Kyla] Yay! Oh, baby, I love you. -[Harold] They did it. -Yay! Marcus, Mommy and Daddy are married! -Thank you, you guys. -[Grandma Phyllis] Congratulations. -[Kyla] Thank you so much. -[Marcus] Thanks, Pop. Hey. Hey, everybody. Look. Look. I would like to propose a toast to the new couple that is not only our new favorite couple, these are our best friends. We love you so much. Congratulations to Ron and Kyla! [cheering] Cheers! Mmm. Refreshing.
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11.2s
Our son who we're literally naming after you. [stammers] Yes, the baby. The baby named Marcus. -[Marcus laughs] -[Kyla giggles] And, look, y'all. I promise we'll be there. Yeah. So, where you guys thinking of having it?
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[giggles, gasps]
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1.9s
[baby cooing]
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1.2s
Any advice?
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5.5s
It's mine. I was in the Army. I was a Green Beret. [Harold] Green Beret?
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9.9s
-Did you cheat on my daughter? -Captain, hold on. Answer me. Did you have sex with that woman? I'm honestly very confused right now. -No, Daddy, he didn't. -How would you know?
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4.6s
Cool. And you're right. It comes with-- Responsibility to always have your back.
Vacation Friends
1.9s
[Marcus clears throat, smacks lips]
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3.7s
[chuckles] I'm preggers!
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1.4s
Put that thing away.
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2.2s
-Nice. -Mmm.
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10.2s
A kiss on the forehead is the ultimate sign of respect. I learned that from a sheikh in Kuwait. A forehead kiss is really intimate. You know that, right? Like, I almost proposed to you. -[laughs] -[chuckles]
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2.4s
Put what away? What are we doing?
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13.2s
Yeah, babe. I wouldn't lie about that. It's a gift from my buddy Charlie. I take it everywhere. Man, you scared the shit out of me with that. What does this mean? [Ron] De oppresso liber. It's a phrase that has special meaning to people such as myself, Marcus.
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5.6s
I mean, I was right. I mean, y'all are, like, fucking nuts. -[chuckles] -But-- But in a good way, man.
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6s
-Where should I get rid of this then? -I'll show you. Hey, ladies. Come here. Check this out.
