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How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?
Vacation Friends
29.1s
-[slurping] -Oh, that is good. Ron makes the best margaritas, and let me just tell you, girl. -Babe. -It gets the job done. [Ron] Indeed. So, Ron. What park do you work at? Oh. Oregon National Cave Monument. It's in Oregon. Whoa. You work in caves? I'm like Batman. If Batman's job was to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites. [Kyla] Totally. What about you guys? Uh, we're from Chicago, actually. I work in finance and Marcus owns his own construction company. Quick question. Um, why does the salt not taste salty? -Oh, because it's cocaine. -What?
Vacation Friends
39.2s
Look around. Nobody cares. And you guys were so cute and peaceful this morning. We didn't wanna wake you up. Hair of the dog? Oh, I can't even look at another drink. Sit. Come on. We got shrimp nachos coming. Leave the heads on down here. -Oh, God. -Come on. Sit, please. [Marcus] Okay, you know something? -We gonna just head to the gate. -We gonna go. Yeah. -No! Whoa, whoa. -No, no, no. Whoa, whoa. Guys. We gotta do this again. The four of us are too good together not to! Yes! Oh, my God. You guys should come out for the Oregon State Fair next month! Yeah! It's in Oregon. We go every year. Last year, we took a double dose of DMT. Yeah, don't worry. It's all natural. It's just the chemical your brain releases when you die. -[Marcus] Oh, yeah. -Okay. Sounds fun. Great. Give us your number.
Vacation Friends
23s
Oh, wait-- Baby, you go-- You got my phone? [Marcus] 'Cause I didn't-- Your phone broke. -Her phone broke and then my-- -Oh, my God. I had a phone, but we'll take your information. How about that? -Oh, my God. Yes! Yes. -Yeah! Of course. -Baby. Give them your card. -I got one. He has very fancy business cards. -[Ron] Yeah. There you go! -[Emily] Wow. So, when you call that, that's gonna ring in the ranger's station. Then somebody comes to get me outta the cave. Oh, before I forget, let me give your sunglasses back. No, man. Keep 'em.
Vacation Friends
26.4s
Why you want me to keep 'em? They're yours. No, they're ours. [shaman chanting] You guys are in our lives now. Nothing's ever gonna change that. [Marcus] Yeah. You know-- It would be nice if, you know, you keep what-- what happened here… here. Marcus, if you're worried about the catamaran, don't worry about it. I got you, dude. Care about the boat? I'm talking about everything-- I'm talkin' about all of it. Are you kidding? I'm gonna remember this week forever. [Marcus] What? Oh.
Vacation Friends
18.7s
[music ends] [wind whistling] [distorted] Did you hear that? [distorted] Oh… Oh, I heard that. Did you hear that? I heard it. I didn't know I could hear-- It's like, I know I can see shit, but I didn't know I was hearing shit too. [branch breaks] [footsteps approaching] What is that?
Vacation Friends