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49.6s
Come on, just till Barstow. Everybody's passing us. Absolutely not. I promised Sid. I will be the only one driving this car. Besides, you're drinking. Oh, what are you, a cop now? You know I drive great when I'm drunk. True. Don't forget, Phil was always our designated drunk driver. Yeah. You wanna explain it to them, Alan? Guys, my dad loves this car more than he loves me, so, yeah. Aw, whatever. I left my wife and kid at home so I could go with you guys. - You know how difficult that was? - That's really sweet. - Yeah. - Dude, I was being sarcastic. I fucking hate my life. - I may never go back. I might stay in Vegas. - Here we go. Doug, enjoy yourself, because come Sunday... ...you're gonna start dying just a little bit every day. Yeah. That's why I've managed to stay single this whole time, you know? - Oh, really? That's why you're single? - Yeah. Cool. Good to know.
The Hangover
21.3s
It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter? I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan. Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system. It's also illegal. It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
The Hangover