You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass... ...but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. I think he's mean. All right. I think it's officially time we call Tracy. Hallelujah. Finally, Phil says something that makes sense. We don't have much of a choice. And maybe she's heard from Doug. That's what I been saying this whole time.
The Hangover
17.4s
Using of the Rogaine, check. Make sure to call me right when you get to the hotel... ...not like that conference in Phoenix. I had to wait two hours for you to call me. Yeah, I was the keynote speaker. I was late to the podium. - Still? - Yeah, you're totally right. I'm sorry.
The Hangover
15.1s
- What is the matter? MELISSA: I don't know. I hope you're not gonna go to some strip club when you're up there. STU: Melissa, we're going to Napa Valley. I don't even think they have strip clubs in wine country. Well, I'm sure if there is one, Phil will sniff it out.
The Hangover
11.9s
STUDENT: Hold on, I got it. Ahem, do you have to park so close? - Yeah. What's wrong? - I shouldn't be here. Why is that, Alan? I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.
The Hangover
13.2s
And you know what else, honestly? Why would I risk this for, you know, a couple of minutes... ...of some 19-year-old hard body in a schoolgirl outfit?
The Hangover
9.2s
MINISTER: We are gathered here today... ...because of the strength of love and of promises kept. All I know is I am so sorry.
The Hangover
7.4s
- Yeah. - Why would I ever need, like... - You're right. And if you ever do... - What? ...I will fucking kick your ass.
The Hangover
2.2s
She looks beautiful, man.
The Hangover
16.5s
Whoa. I'm with you, I'm with you! - You gonna fuck on me? - Nobody's gonna fuck on you! We're on your side. I hate Godzilla! I hate him too. I hate him! He destroys cities! Please! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.
The Hangover
5.2s
- You shouldn't curse around the child. - Really? You shouldn't be around a child. [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
The Hangover
3.3s
That thing's out of control, man. Seriously, you gotta put it down.
The Hangover
4.4s
Well, at least take the bag off his head! Fuck!
The Hangover
2.7s
Don't make me come back for him.
The Hangover
2.7s
- It's Phil. - Oh, hey, Phi...
The Hangover
1.5s
Hey. Shh.
The Hangover
1.6s
Sir...
The Hangover
17.2s
Control yourself, man. Goddamn, will you put on some pants? - Phil, do not go in the bathroom. - AI, just calm down. It's me. Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom. - What's going on? - There's a jungle cat in the bathroom! - Okay, okay, Al. Al, I'll check it out. ALAN: Don't go in. Don't go in, don't go in. Be careful. Don't, don't.
