[PHONE LINE RINGING] [COUGHS] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Hello? - Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil. Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out. PHIL: Yeah, listen. We fucked up. Thanks for the lift back to town.
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Control yourself, man. Goddamn, will you put on some pants? - Phil, do not go in the bathroom. - AI, just calm down. It's me. Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom. - What's going on? - There's a jungle cat in the bathroom! - Okay, okay, Al. Al, I'll check it out. ALAN: Don't go in. Don't go in, don't go in. Be careful. Don't, don't.
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[TIGER ROARS] [ALAN AND PHIL GRUNT] PHIL: What the fuck?
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- You okay? - Aren't we riding an elevator? Why, is this Jeopardy? What the fuck is this bullshit? - Please, with the language. - Yes.
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[LAUGHING] - Bye. - Bye.
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- I got a question for you. - What's up? How did you wind up in Chow's car?
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Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay? ALAN: Oh, really? - It's not easy. Well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man... ...because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a retard. What? He was a retard. Retard.
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Ah! [CHUCKLES] Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] All right. Hold on. I still need some of your permission slips... ...and $90 for the field trip to the Griffith Observatory next weekend. Pay now, or forever regret missing out on the experience of a lifetime, guys. You're good, you got it. STUDENT: Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. PHIL: Thank you. Hey. You really came through, thank you.
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Fine.
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STU: What are you doing? ALAN: Hey, guys. Check it out. Watch this. That's me, I'm on TV. I've never been on TV before. DOUG: What are you doing, man? Really? Really, Alan?
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This whole situation is completely fucked.
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Why don't you just let that go to voicemail? Ha-ha-ha.
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We need her address. She filled out some paperwork, right? Of course. Hey. Excuse me. What is the matter with you? Go and get the paperwork, man. - I spend my life waiting for you. Come on. - Okay. I'm going. EDDIE: And get the baklava, please.
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ALAN: Hey, guys? - Did you find it? - Nope.
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MELISSA: Don't forget your Rogaine.
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Yeah.
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- What? - Or a Chuck E. Cheese.
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- Ha. I knew it. - Dad. Oh, stop it, I'm just jerking around. Alan, put some pants on. You have weird legs. Yes, Daddy. - His legs look fine, Dad. - Oh, please. He has his mother's legs. It's just freaky.
